Favorite "Movie" quotes...
 

I have so many favorites and some that I love to use on a daily basis too! LOL!

For now, here are just a few that I love:

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1. 'Yippee ki yay motherfucker'
2. 'Do I make you horny, baby?'
3. 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning'
4. 'I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor.'
5. '...he RUBBED you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.'

Obviously, there are so many more - probably too many to name.

What are some of your favorite "movie" quotes? Try to keep your list to about 5 or so!

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1. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
2. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
3. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
4. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
5. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

I like Godfather, can you tell? :D

'Go ahead punk, make my day.'

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The Godfather, Dirty Harry... |headbang|

Keep 'em comin...

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From Dogma :)

We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?

From "The Running Man" with Governor Arnold

Arnold: "He had to split"
after one of his companions asked him were the guy was that was chasing them (Arnold just took care of him by sawing him in two with a chainsaw)

"Do you feel lucky" Dirty Harry

From Barton Fink, as John Goodman's character Charlie is running down the hotel hall with a shotgun in his hand and fire is following him along the walls as he chases the lead character:

"Look upon me! I'll show you the life of the mind!"

It's not one of those lines that means much on it's own. Watch the movie.

Not so much 5 different quotes, but I do love this piece of dialogue:

JOE: Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
MR. PINK: Why am I Mr. Pink?

JOE: Cause you're a faggot.

MR. PINK: Why can't we pick out our own colors?

JOE: I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

MR. BROWN: Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too close to Mr. Shit.

MR. PINK: Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I'm Mr. Purple.

JOE: You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.

MR. WHITE: Who cares what your name is? Who cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...

MR. PINK: Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade?

JOE: Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

MR. PINK: Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on.

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left" - Top Secret

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Awesome!
cfnmparty...that was hilarious!
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"we were somewhere near Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold" and "I'm feeling a little lightheaded, maybe you should drive" from the opening 15 seconds of Fear and Loathing... and the whole rest of the movie too, but I won't quote it all :D

You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Armageddon

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag. - Usual Suspects

And like that... he's gone. - Usual Suspects

Are you sick? - Con Air

Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. - Glengarry Glen Ross

The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you. - Wall Street

From Fahrenheit 911

"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again."

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"Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! BAD!" - Natural Born Killers

"Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle K!" - Bill & Ted

"oh god yes, uhmmmm yesssss oh yeah right there, ungh ungh godddd yesssss oh yeah baby!!!!"
every porno movie from the '80s

When I first started reading the line, I thought you were doing the restaurant orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally |thumb

I thought the same thing. :D

Keep 'em comin' folks!

Here's a few more:

1. Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

2. Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: Not good like one in a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance?

3. Jamaal: Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
Lee Harvey: 4.08 centimeters.
Jamaal: No what's that in inches?
Lee Harvey: 1.61, what the fuck you gettin' at?
Jamaal: I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Shonte Jr.: You can't put no chicken egg up his ass, Man, look at him, he a tightass.
Jamaal: No, it can be done.
Lee Harvey: I'll take that bet

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"cocksucker"
by every single member of the cast of Deadwood except the rev......and he's dead.
Its not the word itself, but the many variations with which they find cause to use it..
COCKSUCKERS!

From To Wong Foo:

Vida Boheme: I feel like Miss Jayne Mansfield in this car.
Noxeema Jackson: Oooh, Jayne Mansfield. Not a very good auto reference.

Noxeema Jackson: I am not going upstairs with you. I ain't drivin' you no more, Miss Daisy!


From Star Wars V:

Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke: I'm looking for someone.
Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Luke: Right...
Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Luke: I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.
Yoda: Ohhh. Great warrior.
[laughs and shakes his head]
Yoda: Wars not make one great.

Star Wars IV:

Obi-Wan: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

and of course:

Obi Wan: May the Force be with you

Immortal Beloved:

Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.

An American President:

President Andrew Shepherd: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'"

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now i have to go order from Netflix.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Now offer me money.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Nerd - She's not that kind of girl.
Booger - Why? Does she have a penis?

I could probably list a dozen from Ghostbusters but the first one that came to my mind was

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Undercover brother
You mess with the fro ya got to go.

those are awesome!!!