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funbrunette 2005-03-08 08:17 AM

What's a perfect date for you?
 
Besides the wining and dinning... |blowkiss|

Cleo 2005-03-08 08:21 AM

What is this thing called a date?

funbrunette 2005-03-08 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo
What is this thing called a date?

No shit, been out of the loop for a while myself...trying to give my man something to read! :D

Greenguy 2005-03-08 08:28 AM

A date to us is when we know the kids will be out of the house for a couple of hours :D

Fonz 2005-03-08 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by funbrunette
Besides the wining and dinning... |blowkiss|

When she ends up paying the bill and you end up in the sack with her...

guess I'm not that romatic :(

ngb1959 2005-03-08 08:40 AM

Just leave the cash....I'll eat at home.

Cleo 2005-03-08 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ngb1959
Just leave the cash....I'll eat at home.

Now that is my idea of the perfect date. |bananna|

pornrex 2005-03-08 09:01 AM

Winning the Lottery. |thumb

On a more romantic note though, anytime there are no mishaps/accidents, its a perfect date to me |thumb

I envision a chauffeur (I'm not the chauffeur here - lol) picking up my foxy lady and I, then taking us to the airstrip where we board a helicopter and fly out to New York City and eat a light meal at say Alain Ducasse at the Essex House Restaurant; then go on a nice ferry ride around the harbour, see some over-rated broadway musical or something like that. Later on that same evening, go dancing at one of the hottest nightclubs (maybe X nightclub, not sure haven't been there in a while) till all hours and then spend the night and most of the next day at oh, I dunno, the Waldorf Astoria on Park Avenue.

Hope this helps...

|pimpin
pornrex

Useless 2005-03-08 09:06 AM

The perfect date for me:
I find getting in the car with my wife as we leave the kids with a babysitter to be one of more exciting moments of going out. "We're free!" Going anyplace nicer than usual is always a treat. You know, someplace without a playland.

We don't live somewhere where there are things 'to do', so we like to go to Lake George, which is just up the road, and walk around and stare at the tourists.

Then, on the way home, it would be nice if my wife sucks my cock while I drive home. I just love seeing that little blonde head of hair bobbing up and down while I dodge pick-up trucks and pedestrians.

When we get home, she tucks in the kids and prepares for my return. I take the babysitter home, but park just around the corner from her house and she lets me fuck her ass and I take her anal virginity. Then she licks my shaft clean. I can't go home smelling like pussy and ass juice after all. I'm married.

Then I go home to find my wife is too tired for sex because she secretly snuck away while I was out and fucked the guy who just moved in next door.

Now that's a good date.

pornrex 2005-03-08 09:20 AM

Useless Warrior you'te just too much.|bow|

I was thinking dream date but this is definitely the stuff that dreams are made of.

|thumb


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pornrex

spookyx 2005-03-08 09:38 AM

Walking on a beach at night on the south china sea... grilling giant prawns and crabs.... and lots of cold beer ..


|peace|

swedguy 2005-03-08 10:14 AM

I'm pretty easy :)

I live right by the water and I love the water, so most of the things I do have to involve the ocean =)
Last fall I packed my backpack with some food and hot drinks and told her to put on warm clothes and a good pair of shoes. It was a sunny day, but it was fall so it was just a little chilly. We took a walk along the beach and finished it at a great place I've found. It's a wide bench made out of drift wood. It's 10 feet from the water and there's almost no wind there, you have 180 degrees view over the ocean, Denmark, Sweden and the bridge going between Sweden and Denmark. I love it there.
So I unpacked the food and drinks and we were there for hours just lounging, soaking in the rays and talked.

I rather have a date like that than a regular wine and dine :)

swedguy 2005-03-08 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by spookyx
Walking on a beach at night on the south china sea... grilling giant prawns and crabs.... and lots of cold beer ..


|peace|

BINGO! |thumb

funbrunette 2005-03-08 10:28 AM

Wow...We got some keepers here. Can't wait to see what Evil Chris's reply is |whisper|

swedguy 2005-03-08 10:47 AM

UW, |pokefun|

You sell porn for a living? ;)

Verbal 2005-03-08 02:03 PM

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What's a perfect date for you?
I'm not really sure... but it would probably involve a 6 cans of whipped cream, turkey baster, 50 ft. of velcro, tap-dancing poodles, several power tools and one open-minded lady. Wait... scratch the poodles. Tap-dancing chimps I mean. |hello|

dareutwo 2005-03-08 02:41 PM

Date? Define date? What is a date? You mean like with Another Person? Do they still do that?

Joe 2005-03-08 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dareutwo
Date? Define date? What is a date? You mean like with Another Person? Do they still do that?

Bah, it's all about being a pimp nowadays.

A chick a day keeps the sausage tender.

cd34 2005-03-08 09:27 PM

perhaps a 256kb/sec feed -- that would be better than a 96k feed.

audio is always good.....

preferably less than $1/minute.

:)

Mishi 2005-03-09 03:41 AM

When Venturi and I moved from Kansas to Arizona, we barely had enough cash for gas for the trip. We planned on pitching a tent at a KOA or whatever, but it turned out we couldn't even afford that. So we ended up spending the night at a rest stop outside Santa Rosa, NM. We saw a sky that night like I've never seen in my life - the Milky Way stretched from one end of the horizon to the other. It was breathtaking. We drank a couple of Sam Adam's beers and just stared up at the stars, and then snuggled in our tent with our big, dumb dogs nestled calmly at our feet.

The next time we can afford it (time-wise) I want to repeat that experience...maybe with a cabin next time...but if that's not do-able, a tent at the rest stop would be just fine.

Kinky 2005-03-09 06:14 AM

my perfect date is a blind alcoholic playboy bunny... if you find one let me know, I'll pay for that info :D

funbrunette 2005-03-09 09:03 AM

Still waiting Evil Chris......lol |snail

SirMoby 2005-03-09 12:30 PM

Being picked up in a limo by 2 bi-sexual Asian hookers would be a good start :)

Seriously at this point any time the wife gets into a short skirt, no panties and we get away from the little baby that we love for a short time. We look into each others eyes, Discuss the things we love about each other and make out in public. It doesn't matter if it's dinner, a movie, dancing, walk on the beach od to the grocery store.

We always joke that we never dated and we never really did do the formal dating thing which is why I think we're married. Dating in the DC area is more like a job interview then anything fun because women over 27 are afraid they might have to settle for love and that just isn't acceptable. Basically you're asked a list of questions that her girlfriends are going to ask her. You change the subject and start enjoying each other but sooner or later the list of 222 questions gets back on the table.

Even sex on the first date is filled with rehearsed moves and motions. Nothing really fun as they're trying to impress you the same way a job applicant might. "I studied 6 different sexual positions. Here's the missionary, now here's the reverse cowboy ...."

The best thing to do is avoid all date type situation (except the short skirt and no panties). That will be much more fun and if it's a new relationship the only way to get to know someone is to break them out of "Date Mode".


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