what's the most warped thing you've ever seen
 

I'm doing a little work for a club across the border that has been a big hit with the working girls their hours were midnight to six in the morning
They have decided to stay open 24 hours a day and get some of the tourist dollars.
The Club turned out to be fun with transvestite drag shows and male strippers (watching the girls in the crowd is half the fun).
The manager took the wife and I back into the Trannies dressing room to introduce us, there were 3 girls sitting at a long makeup table all 3 wearing pantyhose one had a shirt on, one just pantyhose and a bra and the third just had pantyhose on and a nylon on her head to wear under her wigs.
So girl #3 spins around on her stool and offers her hand for me to shake it, and I almost lost my composure she/he had two peckers instead of tits (some Doctor had given her a set of 6 or 7 inch dicks).
The second we were out of ear shot from anyone the wife is asking me if she saw what she thought she saw and I'm wondering if somebody slipped something in our drinks or if it was an optical illusion or something.
We went back to that club the following night to take a few pictures, the manager sends one of his lackeys out to get us and we go back into the dressing room again, this time She's totally naked and shaved (except for two pieces of white tape holding her balls up out of site) and pulling her pantyhose on, we watched her stick her hand down the back of her panty hose and pull her Johnson back between her legs. It was no optical illusion She actually has had some Doctor give her a set of peckers. I really wish I hadn't seen it.
I must of seen fifty strippers during the week we were there and honestly can't remember much about any of them except for telling Alex her new trick was dangerouse and she was going to break her fucking neck. (She's sliding down the pole head first at freefall spead and stopping a couple feet from the floor) .
I can remember every fucking detail of the chick with 3 dicks damn I wish I hadn't seen it |shocking|

I'm not even going to try to top that one, lol

Hey Pat did ya take a pic |mml|

Sorry MrMarryLou no pics of her topless
I got a stronge recomendation to lay off the topless pictures of the girls for awhile, it seems everyone with a cell phone cammera is my competition and all the girls are up in arms. So I'm doing some main stream stuff.
Have to go down tomorrow and do some Spring Break pictures and will be doing Spring Break pics a little farther down the coast next weekend.
It just doesn't seem right that I have to listen to the noise they call music and don't get to ask the girls to |boobies| but the money is good |thumb I'm such a whore |pimpin

you win.

(*shiver*)

I love Mexico :D I've seen some freaky things at a club called wow wows (not the correct spanish spelling) in Rocky Point, but nothing like that

Of course now I want to know what her bra was like. :D

I wonder if she gets hard nipples when it's cold? :D

I feel sorry for the two organ donors. :)

You win!! :D

I seen a dude nail his dick to a table at a party once but you got me beat! |bow|

I don't know that seems prety warped to me |headbang|

damn we might have a tie.... OUCH!!!

hhaha i have seen that too:D

I've seen a lot of fetish stuff, but the two dicks is wacked for sure. Glad I did'nt see it..lol

It is really amazing though what people are into, or what turns them on. Long time back some surfer e-mailed, asking where he could find pictures of overweight guys dressed in suits eating, not food fetish really, just eating. Said it really turned him on. Though it's not wacked or far out, just strange something like that turns some one on.

Maybe something wrong with me, I am just a boob man..:)

ronnie

T Pat, we haven't met but if we ever do and decide that we're going out for a few beers. I'm picking the place.

Yeah I thing we can declare a tie between two dicks on a chest
versus on dick nalied to a table.

I heard of a guy who had a giant smelly ass pimple for several years.
|couch|

My recurring vision of the "2 girls and the donkey" in Amsterdam was just replaced.

So TP did you get close enough to see if they were "REAL" or just implants??

hmmm maybe John Bobbit's reattachment didn't work after all??

Not to be morbid but it just occured to me.. how strange life is:

John got his cock "bobbed" off..

and Mark Hacking stabbed his wife..

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