Funny Homer Simpson
 

Homer : You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. [cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

Bart : Dad, what's the point of this story?

Homer : I like stories.

LOL

Homer rocks!

Plenty of good Homer Quotes. Just in case you didn't notice, every message under your name is a Homer Quote :)

When did homer say "If anyone can fuck up the gathering of a bell, it's Johnny"


cocksucker....

Homer the best
LOL

Hehehe... Homer Rocks :)

Homer is funny but he's no Chief Wiggum..