For the Woman that has Everything...
 

Ok maybe everything , Except Nipples

Nipple Enhancers |mml|

I hope those suckers are stuck on real well or they may present a serious choking hazzard to drunk men.

And just another reason for us to ask the question , Are those babies real ?. |pokefun|

Wicked1

How funny!

haha my gf runs an adult shop and they have those. To me they seem the strangest thing because my biggest problem is stopping mine from poking out... they are almost always hard, even poke through some bras. Mind you I usually just give up trying and enjoy the attention they get, especially when coupled with a tshirt hell shirt :P

Just don't try to hide 'em around me, nat!

That's the only time it's not impolite to point! :D

There ya go Natalie...I say flaunt it if ya got it and enjoy it! |pink

My gf is always worried about the twins showing off when she doesn't wear a bra...which is most of the time :D

Mind you...she's 44...very petite...and has the perky lil boobs of a teenager...lucky me! Again, I say FLAUNT it!

Nothing quite like it when a girl has her high beams on...yummy :)

MMM I wonder if I could mount them on my head sort of perm boob hat :D |mml|

LMAO!

Yanno MML...on you...it would look good! :D

ohhhh nice new nat avatar


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i saw that some time ago on telly woman like to have hardened nipples or how the fuck you name them, i wonder why, hell to show the guys they are horny or just think the weather is very cold? i alwys tried to hide mine (hey tmine are real), my hubby told me last time, "cool t-shirt you wearing hun, now put on a bra so we dont see those harden nipples of you, me with a red face yelling.......i am wearing a bra and dont look at my tits...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww damn guys

I agree with the other women on here! I don't like it when mine are poking out in public either!! I think it's a riot someone would like them like that all the time!

Why are are those only for women? I've been wearing things like that for years :)

Ya know I thought I felt something in the back of my head |mml|

So SirMoby Has these http://www.compfused.com/directlink/544/

You see, chicks dig me because I have pointing nipples. Well, chicks and Mr Mary Lou :)

that's cool |headbang|

Word, sister! |thumb

That is cool

That was Angel giving you a boob hat at last year's Florida convention. |satan|

I just had an idea |idea|

Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess. |thumb|

Hows this for a sales pitch..

Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!.

Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair.

Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ???

As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer.


Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!

That's too priceless to pass up Wicked1...you gotta run with this idea :D