My interview to the misters Greenguy And Jim. 26.06 2005 12-00am in Moscow
 

My interview to the misters Greenguy And Jim. 26.06 2005 12-00am in Moscow
artavaleha.com: - Н********у, ********с********!, kind to you of day! Has not woken?

Gr/Jim:-А that you from us want, whether you the idiot that? In such wound you start to call to us and to ask the stupid questions

artavaleha.com: - I from Russia, from Moscow. I have found money for purchase of your "Greenguy And Jim's Ultimate Adult Webmaster Board"

Gr/Jim:- Fuck? Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!!! Fuck you and your Russia winter.....
Gr/Jim:-The engine acts up.There're only Russian ass holes around.

Jim:- Fuck me...we are out of here...

artavaleha.com: -(very silently, that would not be audible, says this phrase ) There're only you ass holes around

Gr/Jim:- Well, OK, guy, now back off and all again.Go bananas...

artavaleha.com: - And that can say about the business on GreenguyAndJim? How much cash you have after payment of the taxes?

Gr/Jim:- Fuck? Fuck! Fuck!! Fuck!!! Fuck!!!!! Fuck you and your Russia winter.....What cash, what taxes???

artavaleha.com: At us in Moscow now summer and very good weather...

Jim/:- I'm pretty tired of this fucking case. Too many bad shit.
Gr/: -Jimmi is a bigmouth who cannot be trusted...He is in trouble.... He has many problems....bonehead....

artavaleha.com: -Believe I very much I regret, that Jim и****************т there are a lot of problems. But can you will give the answer to my question?

Gr/: - Why are you so cozing him up? I the chief. And he simply my assistant....Fuck you and your Russia winter....

artavaleha.com: At us in Moscow now summer and very good weather...
The telephone connection has interrupted also I the conversation with these misters had no
But the continuation of conversation can be esteemed on a member zone of my site.

This has got to be a joke. Like the Gabbo thing or something...

What jokes, all is serious... Ask at Gr/Jim

I love this guy... I wonder if he is ex KGB though... working for the DOJ on 2257 stuff..

|waves|

:D

hmmm i think i overslept and woke up a month later. |yawn|

KGB already for a long time no in Russia, I work on myself, because I have freedom of a choice...

I'm gonna have to start reading things like this at night after a few beers rather than over morning coffee. I feel dizzy. |dizzy|

I know how you feel Ramster...
...I had to get a second cup after reading this one.

Spooky, I'm thinking no, not an ex-komitet guy
-- their humor seemed very different. Besides,
they're all gone now like artavaleha said
(except in Belarus of course).

If we don't get a morning thread soon
this might make a good one. ::grin::

Simon
(ex-something or other)

Well what to do? In what a question?
At you morning, and at me Sunday comes to an end...
The coffee it is good... I now drink beer, "Red East"
Also I do a class picture, about life in Russia...
This thing....
http://www.artavaleha.com/creative/img/02.jpg

"Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list."

"In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you."

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."

"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."

"Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there."

"The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in."

"In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete."

I grew up during the cold war afraid of Russians and was taught to hide under my school desk if we were attacked. Then the war ended and I met a blonde Russian lesbian named Valentina. Now I'm terrified of Russians and hide behind my front door a lot.
|couch|

|dizzy| I also thought that first post was one of greenguy and jims tricks. What the hell.......damn to early for me to try to make sense of that. If that is even possible. Strange...

Hi boy....
You for a long time were not on the Native land and much do not know.
The homosexuals, and other people of other orientation, were going in community and fuck not were ashamed anybody. And channels on TV on your historical Native land already about 50 pieces. So all is, even the people which have stolen billions dollars and then one have arrested and have condemned. And the billionaire Abramovich is the owner and owner of English football club "Chelsea"
Ask the grandfather whence he has arrived in Buffalo? The ion will tell to you an interesting history, and we shall laugh together...
You not against that what I here try to communicate?

It is necessary will be checked up at the doctors..... |pink

I understand little of what you say, to be honest, but I think you are a very funny man, Artavaleha. If it was not for the bad translation, I bet we'd all be laughing very hard indeed. You have a great sense of humor.

Greenguy is not being mean. He is telling the jokes of a Russian-American comdedian. Maybe Yakov Smirnoff?

I have found that most Russians I have met are very funny people. They love to laugh and express themselves freely. It is very admirable.
|waves|

I too have found, that the majority Russian, which I have met - very amusing people. They like to laugh and to be expressed freely. It is very amusing.
When under evening of heavy day, will have a drink of vodka or beer " Red East " a little...

Yeah, I think he's a troll!

Let's see a photo of Artavaleha in front of his Russian wallpaper!

can't get this? what is this all about?

Pure comedy in this thread |haha

This sure made my morning.

that is just funny!
for sure this thread rocks!

I speak 4 different languages fluently and for the past 20 minutes of reading and trying to decipher his sentences, I have NOT been able to understand this guys broken english, except, that possibly he is accusing Abramovich of some serious theft.

Doesn't surprise me one bit if that's the case. The Russian-Jewish girl at my bank calls him a 'thief' everytime his name comes up in conversation. :(

yeah, Abramovich is called a gangster by many Russians, so does also Kodorovski and the whole menatep group - but on the other hand many free minded Russians accusing Putin and the whole ex - KGB mafia of some serious theft.