What a wedding...
 

Vickie and I were getting ready to leave and get into my truck. While backing up, I backed up into a curb and a woman with an umbrella, comes up to my window pounding on it. I roll it down and say, if I did hit your car, I only tapped it. Forgot to mention, this woman is crazy and hates Vickie. She looks at me while I am sitting in the truck and says, you two are fucking assholes. I say to her, " you are a cunt". She screams to her son that I called her a cunt and he should do something about it. He sucker punches me through the truck window and the woman starts stabbing Vickie with her umbrella. They end up taking Vickie to the hospital by ambulance. The woman says that I am drunk. So, the cop asks me to blow into the Breathalyzer. Guess what I blow??? 0.00 :) Both the woman and her son were arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon. My glasses were broken and Vickie has a torn cornea, fractured rib and a bruised collar bone. Needless to say that not only are the son and mother spending at least one night in jail but I already called my lawyer and we are suing them.

Fuckers...

Jesus Christ!, Jim sorry to hear about that. Some people are just fuckin loony!!!!

That is so unreal. I had Sandy read your post and she gasped. Poor Vickie. You should have run the cocksuckers over, but there is a warm fuzzy feeling when you send someone to jail. I hope you two are ok.

Wow, sorry to hear that. Give Vickie my best... and next time you get invited to be a "grooms maid" in a gay wedding... Run Away...

;) |peace|

Hope they get to enjoy the pleasure being on the receiving end of your future restraining orders... so you can send 'em right back to the slam next time they decide to place themselves within X number of feet of your domicile or persons.

Assholes.

are all gay weddings filled with such drama?

Oh damn :( Best wishes to Vickie for a speedy recovery, and I hope those fuckers get to spend a lot of money they don't have. Too many assholes on the planet.

Geesh Jim, our thoughts are with you and Vickie.

I hope everything turns out ok.

Holy bajesus Jim, thats horrible!
Arent weddings suppose to be happy times?
I hope your lawyer goes after them for all they got!

Jim, sorry to hear that man... this world is fucked up.

Best wishes to you and Vickie for a speedie recovery

Yikes Jim!!! Best wishes to you and Vickie.

Last gay event I went to, the worse thing that happened was to drag-queens getting catty with each other.

Regards,
SF

I told the cop, a friend of mine, look at my truck and look at their piece of shit. If I hit their car, I would have totaled it. Our sons wanted to get some boys together and hunt this guy down. While I am being held back in my seat by Vickie, this guy was swinging at her. People that have been to my parties at my house know, I am not afraid of a good fight. :) But, when you are sitting in your truck, wife laying accross your lap and some guy punching while his mother is poking with a golf umbrella, that is another story. The cop tells me, meet me at the police station. I get there and am outside waiting and guess who shows up? The fucking guy that just sucker punched me. I asked him, "are we going to do this again except the right way?" He didn't say a word.

As much as I want to beat this guys ass, I can't do anything if I want his minivan and his mother's house :)

What assholes :(

Sue them, get your money and then suckerpunch him back the first chance you get.

Cleo, It was crazy. Neither Vickie nor myself could believe what was happening. All the woman kept screaming to the cop was, "he is drunk". I did have the last laugh when I blew a 0.00. Not a drink all day :)

I was on the phone with my lawyer the entire time the cops were there just to make sure they knew the law :) Our cops are not the smartest in the world.

And poor Vickie...she can't see out of her right eye, collar bone all swelled and ribs bruised. All frome being stabbed with this umbrella. The worst part was me having to explain what assult with a dangerous weapon was to the cops. My lawyer faxed the laws to the police station...Now that's sad.

Oh yeah...and then the cops told me that the guy punching me through the window was just simple harassment. I asked them, "so if I hunt him down and kick the shit out of him, I would just get harassment?' This is the biggest problem with small town cops...they don't know the laws.

I always say, watch, Nobodys Fool if you want to see what Mohawk Cops are like.

I've found that often cops just make things worse.

If it wasn't for the fact that both of you got hurt it would almost be funny.

Both of you will have to get T-shirts, we went to a gay wedding and got beat up.

Hope Vicky's eye is going to be ok. Having an eye hurt is very painful.

Unless drugs are involved, then its like "you are in violation of Section 23,431, paragraph 741, line 7, word 6 of the 1951 anti drug law which states, 'Police can plant drugs on you and bust you if they want'"

|peace|

|potleaf|

Man sorry to here about this Jim I hope your both ok

WOW!

Jesus Christ Jim. That is insane! I hope Vickie is ok!!!

Sorry to hear, but the world is full of mad people.
Why do you have to sue them? Do you not have public prosecution in the USA? Here you do not have to sue privately when being assaulted and also rape, murder etc are actions being prosecuted by the prosecuting attorney.

Oh my god that is just awful! I'm so sorry you both has to go threw that. I hope your wife will be ok. I hope in the end you own everything they have. Don't fight with them anymore just hit them where it hurts....their wallet. True assholes |angry|

I thought all the crazies knew they were supposed to move down to the Keys by the start of the millennium. I guess the scumfucks who attacked you didn't get the memo. Sorry to hear you and your wife got hurt like that. Sounds like someone needs to stick that memo to their heads with a nice fat tack.