Help wanted, hard work, long hours, bad pay
 

Currently looking for house slave. Must be willing to do housework, coding, shopping, anything that she asks without complaint, and put up with her bitching.

Pay includes none and listening to her non stop bitching.

|potleaf| |potleaf| |potleaf|

Hmmmmm. TEMP-ting.

You did say taht the pay was bad too, right?

You smoke that early...|rasta| lol

I already got a job like that.....

Ok i want this job!

|newbie|

Me 2 |couch| |angry|

does that include beatings as well

|lightsabe

Being a slave for a Cleo... Hmmm... that might be fun!!!

Sounds kinda jacked up, got anything else? |pissed| |angry|

I'd apply but the level of pay scares me...

Got anything a little lower profile?

Where do I sign.........

Do I get access to your shoes??? |bananna|

DD

Damn I can't believe this thread is still going. :D

Don't worry DD, I'm a big woman with big feet. Luna can walk around in my shoes while still wearing her shoes, lol.

Longest Thread?
 

Have you inadvertantly started GG&J's longest running thread?

-jbn

Why didn't I see this thread earlier!!!

Cleo, I can cook, do housework, shop for food, clean your car, make sure your bike is in working order, clean up the garden, feed the cats, do the washing, check your diary for appointments, massage your back, answer your phone, cut your grass, make your bed, make you coffee.......

Trouble is, I am not too close to Florida. :(

Hehehehe that I would like to see :D

DD

Cleo do you have any more openings?

I could use the experience and put this on my resume.