Link List Pro V. 1.0
 

http://www.linklistpro.com/

Well, I've managed to make Link List Pro pretty. |cool| (OK, so I used a phpBB template) I've restarted development of the best motherfucking tool available to legitimate free site builder/submitters.

Free site builders can gather all of their link list reciprocal links using my ingeniously simple search tool. Search by niche (pronounced: category), link list, or both.
Looking for Amateur category recips? Simply select Amateur, hit submit and watch in awe as the Link List Pro lists it's database of Amateur recips along with each link list's rule page URL and submit page URL. Just need the blowjob recip for Filthy Earl? Select 'Blowjobs/Oral' from the left dropdown box and 'Filthy Earl's Filthy Fucking Links' from the other dropdown box, hit submit and like the miracle of oral sex itself - the blowjob recip for Filthy Earl appears. It's fucking genius man!

For you NEW LINK LIST OWNERS begging for submissions:
I'm now beta testing a the system that allows you to Add, Edit, and Delete your own recips from your own password protected directory. Yes - now you can get your recips added much sooner since you won't have to wait for my awesomely lazy ass to go out and harvest them from your site. Plus, you'll be able to update them at anytime. Want to get listed? Post in Link List Pro's pretty new forum - http://www.linklistpro.com/used-spunk/

More amazing innovations coming soon, but don't hold your breath.

Very cool UW...an excellent resource |thumb

Now, get off your ass and do something useful :D

Sweet makes me want to turn Tijuana-Whores Into an affiliate program

Thank you for adding my sites to your list you useless prick :P
hehe good work mate, it looks like a fantastic resource.

Keep it up and you may have to change your handle to

"Not Always Useless (but most of the time) Warrior"

Ok i finally got around to submitting something again.. and i used this totally AWESOME tool.. I was able to recept and submit in like 1/2 the time...

|bananna| Thanks, Useless Cocksucking Warrior!! |bow|

You have Torn's World and no Universal Erotica? |loony|

Lookin' great UW |thumb

Very, Very, Impressive!
 

Ya know, during one of my first posts you said something really smartass that really, really, pissed me off. |angry|

Noticing that you'd been around too damn long to to attack I swore to just ignore you forever |yawn|

Since, it seems through your subsequent posts that you are actually quite a reasonable guy, I've lessened my hostiliy to manageable levels (yes, I am a hothead)... |club|

Seeing this tool, what it took to create, and you throwing it out there has completely reedemed (not that you should or do care) you in my eyes and even allows you to be just as much of an idiot as you want. |roses|

This thing is really impressive as is the talent and effort it took to create it and I take back every dirty name I called you that you never heard and hope maybe we can start over. You're not useless at all no matter what they say about you, you're definitely somebody I'd like to get to know better. |rock|

Good to see you doing something useful. Good work!

First, let me admit that I hadn't even looked at Link List Pro in at least a month. Yes, I suck. If there is a ball involved, I will be the one to drop it. I'm currently trying to reorganize my strange little world so that I can continue handling my online responsibities while realizing that the bulk of my income is not earned online. (I sell crack to school kids and give gloryhole blowjobs to large, puss dripping pricks) So, I am slowly weaving LLP back into my schedule.

I've been yanking all the recips from sites whose owners have beat my wife at poker. Bunch more to go. :D

I need to re-add Emerald's new recips too because I yanked the old ones and haven't updated since.

I'll get UE up soon.

I have a perfectly good explanation of why I bounce around from sometimes helpful and understanding to angry, condescending, and insultive. I'm nuts. I'm working on it though, sort of. Thank you for your kind words.

Nice job Useless. Impressive stuff |thumb

Ya! I'm boderline manic too. Mostly I don't, but too many times you have to go around and apoligize a lot saying

"it wasn't me"

I Hate That |banghead|