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Pipboy 2005-09-23 08:57 PM

Why won't "come" as "cum" just die?!
 
Anyone else extremely tired of seeing cum being used as come in a terrible pun as old as the internet itself?

ie:
Cum and watch our beautiful models.
If you cum to our site you'll see more movies like these.

etc. etc.

ponygirl 2005-09-23 09:22 PM

LOL - I'm guilty of that more often than not :D

I usually use it as a double meaning tho, not just to replace c-o-m-e. ie: "Cum with the hotties at paysite.com" not "Cum and see the hotties at paysite.com". Do you see the difference?

why?
well I just like the word spelled like that - it's so, well, suggestive ;)
don't forget, what may seem old to us may be titillating for a surfer. I use as many dirty words as I can :D

Ponygirl

Cleo 2005-09-23 09:27 PM

Oh cum on now…

GUNNER 2005-09-23 09:40 PM

I don't see this thread going anywhere, but I didn't see it cumming either.

selena 2005-09-23 09:40 PM

It's definetly one of my pet peeves in adult. I put it right up there with "how r u". Which isn't pertinent to adult, but it still bugs me.

As do online vampire role players who "smyle".

MrYum 2005-09-23 09:47 PM

Cum cum now...how r u going to cum to such a silly cumclusion :D

babymaker 2005-09-23 09:50 PM

shit, i gotta go find some new cum galleries to get surfers interested in cum to cum to my tgp :D

ponygirl 2005-09-23 09:58 PM

you know, I love that word so much I think I'm gonna....ok well we won't go there :D

Ponygirl

Robbo 2005-09-23 10:02 PM

You have to admit though as we progress more and more of our audience will have been weened on internet shorthand and chat speak. lol lmao afk ttly to name a few. But yeah the cum one is definitely well used!

furrygirl 2005-09-23 10:26 PM

I don't understand so much of what my viewers say in cam shows. They are all hip to the latest stupid-ass abbreviations, so I like look a confused old lady on WebTV when they have to school me on what everything means.

I've always been one for complete sentences, decent spelling and grammar, and real words, but I'm surely in the minority of internet users.

2msacras 2005-09-24 12:57 AM

what's this complete sentence thing you're talking about...I used to be really bad at flipping back and forth between English and internet English when I was writing but I can pretty much do everything from send an email to my boss (day job) to talk likE tHiS U No?????

Kinky 2005-09-24 02:13 AM

there is a party in your mouth and we are all gonna cum... or are we all gonna come? maybe just some of us are gonna cum.... or come for that matter... who cares, we are having a party

|party

I personally love a really bad pun.... it is the dumb asses that use come instead of cum that piss me off

"watch me shoot come all over her face"

fuckin' morons :D

Surfn 2005-09-24 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinky
there is a party in your mouth and we are all gonna cum... or are we all gonna come? maybe just some of us are gonna cum.... or come for that matter... who cares, we are having a party

|party

I personally love a really bad pun.... it is the dumb asses that use come instead of cum that piss me off

"watch me shoot come all over her face"

fuckin' morons :D

That drives me up a wall too |angry|

SirMoby 2005-09-24 08:01 AM

How cum this bothers you so much?

I'm just wondering how many people that have English as a second language see "cum" being used all the time and are now writing it else where :)

japamor 2005-09-24 08:53 AM

The abbreviation will never go away. Its just plain easier to write, and spell cum than come.
Come has 33% more letters than cum, and cum has 25% less letters than come.
I need to get out more. |bananna|

Linkster 2005-09-24 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl
you know, I love that word so much I think I'm gonna....ok well we won't go there :D

Ponygirl

Ahhh - you know youre not even breathing hard :)

romeoboi 2005-09-24 12:21 PM

lol, using cum is a bit silly

however, I typically use it because it sticks out. Most surfers scan text and don't really spend time reading whatever you have written - whether it is a large, quick text link or a long paragraph of text.

Cum gets their attention, is more playful and more sexually related. I think some people get confused when someone uses "come" when reffering to semen.

ponygirl 2005-09-24 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeoboi
I typically use it because it sticks out. Most surfers scan text and don't really spend time reading whatever you have written - whether it is a large, quick text link or a long paragraph of text.

Cum gets their attention, is more playful and more sexually related. I think some people get confused when someone uses "come" when reffering to semen.

I think you just hit it :) I always thought that this is why you will see words misspelled on tours and whatnot - it catches the eye. If cum is what they're thinking of when they surf porn, then their eye will pick that out ;)

as an aside, I just looked at my last submit & I did use both 'cum' and 'come' on it :D

Ponygirl

japamor 2005-09-25 10:29 AM

Use it - it might increase your incum

DannyCox 2005-09-26 06:58 PM

The same as using "kewl" for "cool". A magazine I sunscribe to uses that word (kewl) constantly, and that drives me crazier than "cum"! (of which I am also guilty of over-using)

ArtWilliams 2005-09-26 09:33 PM

There is a street and a GO (Government of Ontario) transit station in Toronto called (no shit) Old Cummer! I'll stop when they change the name to Old Commer!!! ---art

P.S. ... and don't get me started about Coxwell subway station.

romeoboi 2005-09-27 06:36 AM

you cum, we cum, everybody cum cum

i couldnt sleep all night... can you tell ;)

beefcake 2005-09-27 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artwilliams
There is a street and a GO (Government of Ontario) transit station in Toronto called (no shit) Old Cummer! I'll stop when they change the name to Old Commer!!! ---art

P.S. ... and don't get me started about Coxwell subway station.

LOL I live in Toronto.. I went to high school just down the street from Coxwell Ave..... I know of the GO station too. Gotta love Toronto. :-) We also have a Bastard, Ontario too ya know! :-)

babymaker 2005-09-27 03:04 PM

hey beefcake :D where ya been????

Dagwolf 2005-09-27 03:09 PM

It's funny that no one's mentioned its value as a keyword. Using "cum" instead of come could bring in a few extra search engine hits.


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