Some of my favorite dumping lines...
 

All my Ex's need not reply :D

I need more time and more space. That's why I'm moving 12 hours and 7 states away. Yeah sure I'll call you ...the minute I get there.


Dear Baby: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU


All my friends at the gay bar said I should go through with the sex change, what do you think?


The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it.


You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you.


Sorry, but my leprosy is acting up again. Are you going to eat those fries?


Oh, hi Julie...erm...Amanda? Judy? Oh, I remember now, its Cindy, right? Tanya? Does it start with a 'T'?


I'm awfully sorry, but I have asexual tendencies...


(for Simon) Would you like to meet my last girlfriend? Really, its no problem, she's still chained up in my basement.


I have a zillion more but I don't ant to bore you too much. lol

Okay, that's fair. :D

Reminds me... I need to go see if she's finished the bread and water I gave her last week. ;)

Dumped :D

|haha Good stuff Surfn!

Here's one:

I'm sorry but I can only date one sister per family at a time.
:D

And another:

We won't be able to spend as much time together. My wife is getting out on parole next week.

It's not me, it's you

man if I had a dollar for every time a girl said that to me.. I'd be cruising the med in my yacht off the shores of my summer home in the South of Spain contemplating my trip home to my winter home in Florida with an eye on scheduling my springtime trip to my residence in Cozumel.

But I digress.... I don't think I can think of any favorite lines used when women dumped me.

:)

nonono

I didn't say "It's not you, it's me"

:D

You are right emmanuelle. I misread it.

So, I guess add a helicopter in there for travelling from my docked yacht to the surfside properties.

How about this classic:

I think we should just be friends.

:D

When a woman says that, she really means "Your hands will never touch my body again" |pokefun|

No shit! All this time, I thought she was just reducing our relationship to a booty call. That explains why the phone never rang. Bitch!

To quote "Wierd" Al Yankovik:

I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in grand central station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

:D

Immediately after intercourse: "I've had better."

Oh now that is a harsh one |thumb

You and MadMax win the prize you are mean men.... :D

Not as mean as "Your sister was better."

Oh wait, that's only for rodeo fucking :D

If you're not going to put out, get the hell out of my pickup.