Since we're all in a joking mood :)
 

A little funny from the south:

An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"

The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar

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It took me a second.

That is pretty fuckin funny! ;-}

That was very funny... :D

I wreckin' tha to be rat :D

lol- that's cute...I had to say it outloud to get it :D

Dayum...I hadta look at that thar twise :D

Hayl yeah - state trooper stopped me on the way home - asked me if I had any ID - I said "about what?"

And now a special for my friends down under:

Question: What do you call a Aussie Redneck with 6 sheep?

Answer: A pimp

LOL

or a pappy with six kids |jester|

Awesome

LOL LOL LOL

Nice. I like the ID oneliner too. :D

Cute, it took me a second also!