Who needs a giggle?
 

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend
whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher.

LMFAO

|bananna| that one is a keeper!! I'll be e-mailing that to friends up north today!!

That one surprised me which doesn't happen often. Thank you |jester|

LOL that was great thanks!!

Jim

ROFLMAOPMP

Best chuckle I had in ages.

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Hahaha, very funny!!! :D

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That one rates

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:D

That was funny!
I will try to translate the joke in french see if I can actually say it.

Actaully, yes, It can work :D

that's hilarious emmanuelle. lol