I decided everday
 

I'll post some quote ... do with it what you like. Discuss, make fun of ... whatever floats your boat.
Today's:

"Nothing should be prized more highly than the value of each day."
- Goethe

"Nothing should be prized more highly than the quote of each day."
- Greenguy

"Nothing should be prized more highly than the value of each day, except a good blowjob."
- SirMoby

"The value of a day is directly proportional to the number of blowjobs you get."
- Lemmy

"I'm not getting any blowjobs today, so why did I get out of bed?"
- ADK

I'm throwing in two bonus quotes:

"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."

"If I found in my own ranks that a certain number of guys wanted to cut my throat, I'd make sure that I cut their throats first."

- Pierre Trudeau

Seems like blowjobs is the thought of the day ... lol!
Have a good one ;)

Masturbation is still a great thing :)

"Never eat Spinach with a stranger"

- Benjamin Franklin

"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny."
- Guy Davenport

The ol' in between free site tug does make the day that much more tolerable I guess ;)

(Don't quote me on that!)

I've got another quote:

"Cocksucker"
- Useless Warrior

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

"I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off."
- Joan Rivers

There's a truism if I ever read one.

Great quote.. would look great in my sig.

When my girlfriend came home Sunday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but drink beer and watch football all day, she yelled: 'Watch yourself, mister, or you're going to make me do something I don't want to do!' 'Wow', I thought, 'I can't believe I'm going to get a blowjob out of this!

OK so a quote eh - I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction. My copy of the script clearly said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'

ROFL

I'll have to remember that one.

ronnie