Quote of the Day #4
 

I fart so you smell better!

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Tolstoy

Hey ... that's on my list. I guess not anymore :)

Found it in a sig last night at Slashdot. Thought it was a keeper |thumb

"Opions are like ass holes. Everyone has one. Some you really like. Some Stink. Some you want to get deeper into."
- Sir Moby

"To suffer and endure cruel torture from then on seemed to me exquisite delight, especially when it was inflicted by a beautiful woman" - Leopold von Sacher Masoch

"Here am I: at one stroke incestuous, adulteress, sodomite, and all that in a girl who only lost her maidenhead today! What progress, my friends... with what rapidity I advance along the thorny road of vice!" - Marquis de Sade

Isn't your last name Sacher Masoch?

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985

OMG! ... That is priceless! I love it :)

The best one so far |bananna| dymo'd on my desk |goodidea