Due to legal issues that we have had to pull Sensipill.com effective immediately
 

Got this in my mailbox this morning

Uhoh, peoples penises falling off ?

I heard that woman were growing one. Their husbands were getting very upset when they realized that they were now married to a shemale.

A cure for penis envy?!

Not all woman actually want a penis

The women I meet certainly don't. Not mine anyway. I've asked. They don't want it.

Other then it would be great for using public restrooms and the emergency side of the road bushes it would just really make our clothes fit very oddly. Also looking at the duct tape with hair stuck in it in my trash cans after the trannies come over to my place and use my bathrooms it looks very painful.

Why does that not surprise me? |jester|

-Preacher

I never wrap duct tape around my penis unless I need the extra swelling and redness caused by ripping it off quickly.

But do they want yours?

Oddly most of the woman I know don't seem to want penises on anything.

Anyway if a woman really wants a penis they do come in all sizes and colors and store well in the night-stand.

I'm off to the gym. I would say that about half the people there do have penises through there are a few that I can't decide what they might have down there and oddly many of the penis carrying people there seem to be only looking for other penis carrying people.

I guess it all comes down to if you prefer the hole or the pole. |potleaf|

True story: When I was a senior in high school, I owned a '79 Chrysler New Yorker that I bought for $300. I would ask the sophmore chicks if they have "ever had sex in the backseat of 79 Chrysler New Yorker". I got a lot of strange looks, tons of 'nos', and even more 'nevers'. Any wonder why I was a virgin until I was 18? (I graduated at 17)

What was this thread about anyway?

Just another on-topic relevant thread. |crazy|

I thought it was about your desire to have hot tranny sex, but bound by loyalty as you are, the only way to do so would be to convince your woman to have a penis surgically installed.

You know, a strap-on would work. :D

By the way, my 'how I lost my virginity story' is far more depraved and amusing, but I'll save that for a personal conversation, and not post it as board fodder. ;)
And it had nothing to do with alter boys!

|buddy|

OK, I just spoke to the SensiTOP people and it looks like they are getting screwed with by another company. The email is right but it looks like it will only be temporary.

Of course I will keep everyone updated.

Sensitop is a very popular penis pill sponsor. I hope they get everything hooked up

So does this mean that Useless Warrior isn't really married to a shemale?

I don't remember anyone saying that. UW's just lucky my Photoshop skills are limited :D

They sell penis pills and they're getting screwed. |jester|

I love your dry humour. :)