MODELS !!!!
 

after a wasted day today after a no show

whats your worst model story

tell you ours after a few of yours first


and its a good one !!!|pokefun|

Oh bollocks posted in the wrong place again

I await a good telling off from down under

sorry |loony|

I only have one, about 5 years ago I was contacted by a girl who wanted to do a site, she sent me some pics and showed me she was an attractive brunette petite girl who had a professional “secretary” look about her, so after some discussion we met.

What showed up was not what I saw in the pictures but a “raver” in hip hop clothes that needed washed, her once nicely done brunette hair was a badly bleached blonde and looked like she cut it herself with a knife. So we started off rocky, after I bought her and her boyfriend lunch I realized he was a half wit and could only think what have I gotten myself into?

I decided to go ahead with the shoot, after all I am a “professional” so we go and start shooting, after she removes her top I kept thinking I had a dirty lens, and kept trying to clean it, after a few minutes I finally actually looked at her tits, (I was trying to be professional and not stare at her since this was her first time) and I am dead serious, she has more hair around her nipples then I do. I about barfed. I can handle hairy bushes, hairy legs and pits, but I can’t do hairy nipples.

Ok, so this is becoming a nightmare, her boyfriend was a moron and after a few minutes I wanted to get rid of him so I let him use my desktop to surf for rave sites in the area, which was a mistake since he downloaded so many virus’s I had to format (My fault for being a dumb ass) So I go about as best as I can shooting and then she wanted to do hardcore with her boyfriend, so I agree and as soon as he took his shirt off I realized that too was a huge mistake, he stunk so bad I had to open a window. I had to leave the room a few times, it was that bad.

I have not shot anyone since that day other then my wife and the people with her. I have learned so many lessons with this one incident. I do plan on shooting different girls in the next few months for extra content, but I have such a long list of criteria that must be matched 100% before I will even met with anyone, so I am confident that I will not have this repeat.

Wow...that's some story Torn! Hopefully you can laugh about it now...cuz from an outsiders perspective...it's damn funny :D

Hmmm...MrStinky and the Punk Chick...lol!

We recently had an interesting evening....
We had been shooting several girls all afternoon, when our 7pm girl was due to show up. My cam guy had a bad feeling about her since booking, since he was only allowed to communicate with her bf, not with the model directly.
When they showed up at the hotel, Joe went out to meet them, check id and direct them to the room. He ended up sending them home instead. It seems that they brought her sister along who was underage. When Joe told them that the girl had to go, they said "but she's seen it all before".

Who the hell brings their underage sister to watch them suck cock on film?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

So they left, and the bf/pimp was all pissed off. About an hour later the hotel starts giving us a hard time. He had called the hotel to snitch on us for shooting porn in their rooms.

sheesh....

When I lived in Seattle I used to shoot a lot of the cam girls from the area and some independent girls who lived there as well. One weekend we'd scheduled 4 of my favorite subjects to have a long weekend in a nice 2 bedroom suite and our goal was to get some solo girl, some girl/girl softcore, some girl/guy hardcore (one of them was a nice house boy) and some fem/dom stuff. I'd written a sort of plan out and things were going accordingly.

One of the "models" |boobies| was very exhuburant when she comes for shoots because she escapes her mudane household and can be herself. It was also the same weekend as one of the Seattle Adult Webmaster houseparties and she was determined to go, even after the rest of us declined in order to shoot content.

She comes back to the suite a few hours later with a guy in tow. Seems it was one of her fans who knew where she was going to be.

Our living room was filled with cams and clothing and toys and 1/2 dressed people. He came in and sat down on the couch.

Started telling us about himself.. turns out he was a corrections officer at the state prison. Since it was 230am in the morning.. I thought it was time for me to leave. I heard later that one of the girls there for a shoot had to come out and demand that both of leave or shut the fuck up. I do think at that point both were passed out on the couch.

I'm sure there are at least 2 people involved who visit this board who can verify the details AFTER I left.

:D

I had a model fake her death to keep the $250 I sent her for travel. Her bf (or whoever it was that said she died on IM) blamed me for making her shoot during the winter when the roads were bad. This happened right before XMas this year. Didn't think it was much of a risk to lend her the money for travel since we worked together for 2 weeks before.
I think that probably tops model stories, so just lock this thread now :P

Dress it up anyway you like pal .. you are still a dumbass spammer and you do more damage to your program than you could ever gain from your brainless spam

DD