Memo to Spammer
 

I don’t want a fucking Replica Rolex Watch . . . So PISS OFF! |angry|
Sorry, just need to vent for a moment. :D

ah well the rolex emails are more funnier then all the "a perfect way to clean your colon" emails i get.|cry|

I couldn’t even wear an authentic Rolex! It would clash with my Mood Ring with it’s brilliant simulated 24k electroplated gold finish and stunning Mood Ring inset that changes colors dynamically to reflect my emotional state.

A real steal at $19.95 when you consider I received a FREE Handy Dandy cheese straightner at no extra cost.

I get the rolex ones, but more pill ones, geezz..

ronnie

Mailwasher Pro is a great tool :D

Yup, fake Rolex and stock tips outnumber all the other Spam I get by far.

MWP is great. 99% of the Spam gets killed before it ever reaches my Eudora Pro filters.

Maybe if I order some “Big Dick Pills” I’ll grow a “schlong” large enough to wear the fake Rolex on it! That way it won’t clash with my Mood Ring :D

Sure lady, I know the time |shocking|

That is so funny |jester| and nice to know I'm not the only one with a mood ring..|thumb

mood rings, i saw them last week for the first time in a store, not good mood ring for me, it would show that i am most of the day evil mood:D

I have to admin, the spammers are getting a bit more clever. I see all kinds of "Press Release" emails that I have to open because of the board...most are just Press Releases about MS Office products :)

hehe Did you get a FREE Cheese Straightner? :D

I don’t believe that for a minute. I know you’re a sweetie Stu :D

Yup those are some "sneaky bastages". Next thing you know Microsoft will be pimping MS Big Dick Pills :D

Todays stats are pretty revealing: More than 1000 pieces autodeleted (really junk) and another 334 put in the "like spam" bin that I get to delete by hand in a minute (bulk delete).

Tons of premature ejaculation, cum like a horse, patch to enlarge my penis, pharmacy (spelling screwed up on all of them to get past filters), and assload every day from "the editor" asking me to update a listing I never made, Hihg octate stocks, offer software oem, che@p software, rolex, c-i-a-l-i-s, surpesfat delivery, and re: all sorts of things I never sent to start with.

It truly is time for a new mail system to replace the current protocol. It's nuts.

Alex

Yes but then you would have to take your pants off when you went into airports and that would be considered and act of terrorism. lol

I read my junk mail too. In the long run if you think about it. It's really just mail that goes into a certain folder on the computer. I just go to that folder for a couple of reasons. 1) I dont want to have good e-mail a friend sent me that had the word pussy in it to be deleted. 2)I hate seeing the number of unread e-mails in that folder.

Sir! Sir! Your crotch is ticking and we believe it’s a bomb.
“Why that’s just my Short Arm Replica Rolex , and thank you , I thinks it's da bomb too"
"Like my Mood Ring?"

I seem to get the main ones coming as spoofs like paypal and banks etc etc.. they to me are the scary ones. I wonder how many people actually fall for them?