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montrealpornkin 2006-03-15 09:53 PM

sex and food
 
hey everyone

i need input on what food or foods you have used in the past while you were having sex and what were you doing at the time with that the food ?
for example did your spouce feed you whil eyou were going down on them......
doing some research on this topic and any input from others would be great.
done my own things in the past but like to see what everyone else is up to
don't be shy and share. maybe some of us can learn new things.

to start everyone off, i will tell you one of my favorite good sex combinations

What can be more fun than sinking my teeth into a drippy, sticky-sweet fruit? Probably doing that as I go down on my partner.
I make sure to dribble the juices over my partner's body and I lick up the residue from her as an erotic game. It makes for a great and tasty way to discover her body and inner soul.
Here is something that I specifically love.
I peel a mango, cut the peach and slice up some strawberries, and have her feed them to me while I give her oral.

So who is sharing their story on food sex combo ?

natalie 2006-03-15 10:19 PM

wtf? hehe do you have the wrong type of forum or what.. as if adult webmasters have sex! :P
btw how can you feed someone while theyre going down on you... their mouth should be full of you not food.

SirMoby 2006-03-15 11:18 PM

Where's that red button?

selena 2006-03-15 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby
Where's that red button?

Hidden amongst the mangos.

plateman 2006-03-16 02:21 AM

I wouldnt mind getting some head and munching on some popcorn or maybe some grapes then have a cig...

Kinky 2006-03-16 03:30 AM

i'm not telling any of you perverts what i do with hotdogs behind closed doors |eatme|

Toby 2006-03-16 04:56 AM

C'mon now, y'all can't tell me you haven't used a little whipped cream and chocolate sauce during foreplay at least once.

terry 2006-03-16 07:50 AM

Sex is only something I get to see when Im sitting at my pc.. and food, thats the stuff all over my keyword. I see some crumbs from my toast and I think this could be peanut butter... umm I hope its peanut butter! This could be some cofee or possibly tea. ;)

Simon 2006-03-16 08:40 AM

Let's see, I think it was menthol toothpaste... some cinnamon oil... a little wasabi powder... and chili peppers... no, wait, wrong board.

;) at Natalie

Useless 2006-03-16 08:52 AM

Montrealpornkin? What? Montreal Pornkin? Porn kin? So, is that some sort of Canadian incest thing or what? Never mix your porn with your kin.

sue-fl 2006-03-16 12:11 PM

WTF?? |huh I have never minded sharing a little something about the great sex hubby and I have. But a little more info than I needed in that post. And for that matter I refuse to give up my secret about popsicles :D

natalie 2006-03-16 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon
Let's see, I think it was menthol toothpaste... some cinnamon oil... a little wasabi powder... and chili peppers... no, wait, wrong board.

;) at Natalie

Ouch Simon that brings back bad memories...

My ex-husband used to love making chili sauce, he would bring home boxes of the bastards and sit there chopping them up. (you can see where this goin already hey) One night he didnt wash his hands properly and we went to bed. Foreplay + chilis do not mix!!!
End of story.. I spent 2 hours sitting in a cold bath trying to ease the pain and did not have sex for a week.
I did however get my revenge one day, I used something called Tigerbalm for back troubles, its like Dencorub or DeepHeat but it contains chili and some other nasties. Hehee oops I got some on the end of his dick!

emmanuelle 2006-03-16 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by montrealpornkin

have her feed them to me while I give her oral.


You must be really dedicated, if you need refuelling while still on the job

montrealpornkin 2006-03-16 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by emmanuelle
You must be really dedicated, if you need refuelling while still on the job

Always dedicated.
The women has to be the focus of the whole event so have to be very dedicated to her.
Wouldn't you want your guy to be dedicated 110% when he's giving you oral ?

:D

natalie 2006-03-16 07:13 PM

just more oral would do period! :D

montrealpornkin 2006-03-16 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by natalie
just more oral would do period! :D

You and I never met.
Otherwise you would be |bow| to me.
Seems I can never get enough |headbang| but that's just me. Can't speak for the other guys.

natalie 2006-03-16 10:46 PM

I think I am gonna throw up...
I don't bow to anyone thanks

Simon 2006-03-17 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by natalie
Ouch Simon that brings back bad memories...

Oh man, if I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that. :D

If it happens again, try some liquid soap on the 'affected areas' and keep rinsing it off and squeezing new soap liquid onto the area. The oil based chilli burning isn't much affected by just water.

And yeah, that Tiger Balm stuff is also oil-based, and can be pretty nasty too. |thumb


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