I can get your website listed
 

I have a nack for getting websites listed on google and yahoo and i can get you listed in the top ten results for the nitch you want..

Contact me plimdon@triflingmonkey.com

Idiot - you don't even know how to spell niche. Yes, please go forth, work your magic, and get someone's domains banned on G and Y due to your voodoo. |crazy|

Hmmm...I find your first post on this board to strangely connected to your statement above, but not in a good way.

Now that's just not fair, UW, looking up his one other post like that. :D

Of course that first post was nine months ago. Long enough to have learned a little about SEs I guess. Long enough to have had a baby by now too. Though I doubt the baby could spell niche yet either. And it probably wouldn't really know very much about SEO now that I think about it.

Yeah, probably zero to expert in nine months isn't reasonable.

Maybe he'll come back and explain the dramatic change.

In another 9 months :D

Looking back at that first thread...this one is 'almost' funny :D

I wonder if people come to this board with the knowledge that getting zero replies to your spam thread is a GOOD thing? |loony| They must click 'post' and start praying that no one reads anything worth commenting on.

What the fuck? Did I kill the spam forum by saying that? Someone, anyone, please post a new god damned thread in here. I promise not to reply to it - unless you sound like an idiot. ;)

|jester|

That is fucking classic |loony|

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I think we're on his @ 9 months cycle.

This time he's learned how to use bold, but hasn't learned how to use it, or more accurately, when he shouldn't be using it.

I wonder what the new skill will be in Sept/Oct 2007?

Maybe dots and comma's?

lmao - :)
I'll add, able link to an example to his resume.

He will be missed. |cry|

Okay, probably not.