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Simon 2006-03-27 09:00 AM

Ron White married a genius
 
I recorded Ron White's new "You Can't Fix Stupid" stand-up performance the other night. I didn't watch it until this morning, when I heard him say something that almost caused the old 'sprayed coffee on monitor' to occur.

He said that his wife suggested that they could quit spending all that money on research for things like Viagra and instead just develop something that would make a man's cum taste like chocolate.

|jester|

Surfn 2006-03-27 09:04 AM

|haha

SirMoby 2006-03-27 10:37 AM

That's a much better approach to a problem for sure :)

RawAlex 2006-03-27 11:04 AM

"oh honey, I had such a terrible day... the kids are screaming, the plumber was here half the day, and my boss called me to work overtime tomorrow... I need some comfort, let me suck your dick".

I can see where this might work out.

Alex

bunky2u 2006-03-27 12:47 PM

Yeah I can guess who would jump in and push it though...

Nestle Flavour enhancer now cums in vanilla, strawberry and the all time favorite, CHOCOLATE! Guaranteed to turn your baby batter into something nutritiously delectable!

Chop Smith 2006-03-27 01:09 PM

Pepsi Cashs in on Pfizer's Viagra Research
Quote:

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails," "highballs," and j ust a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."

SirMoby 2006-03-27 02:57 PM

For the unhappy woman, maybe they need to make a durg that will make pussy taste like pizza and beer :)

Simon 2006-04-08 05:15 PM

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For those who care, his "You Can't Fix Stupid" special is on the Comedy Channel a couple of times tonight.


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