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digifan 2006-04-01 09:28 AM

Joke time
 
GG, it is not a classic April 1st joke but one of my fave ones and fits the board anniversary too perfectly so laugh with me please :D

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up, straighten
your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's... Brand Recognition.

Simon 2006-04-01 04:21 PM

...and one more...

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "I hear you're an adult webmaster. Can you show me how to get into porn?" That's Priceless.

:D

emmanuelle 2006-04-01 07:12 PM

hehe- nice one!


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