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ArtWilliams

2006-05-16 10:12 AM

Virgin Needs 5 Million Hits to Get Laid

25-year-old says it's no joke -- he is a virgin and 5 million hits to website will net him sex

He claims to be a 25-year-old virgin from Toronto who needs five million hits on his website in 30 days to score with a platonic female friend.

Story here

Help him get laid by clicking here here

SirMoby

2006-05-16 10:22 AM

I want to see pics of Jen first. I'm not going to help him get laid by an ugly chick :)

Ramster

2006-05-16 03:29 PM

Shit like that is posted all the time. Myspace and others will flock there like they did the others.

Tell his ugly ass to get laid like the rest of us normal people!
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hookers :D

RawAlex

2006-05-16 04:35 PM

He will get laid alright... 5 millions views to a sexsearch ad is going to make him enough coin to rent a hotty for the night.

It is an interesting ploy to get a ton of traffic from exactly this type of thread.

Alex

dareutwo

2006-05-16 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster

Tell his ugly ass to get laid like the rest of us normal people!
:D

You get laid???? |bow|

Toby	2006-05-16 07:21 PM

Viral marketing 101

Fonz	2006-05-17 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

He'd be better off putting up a pussycash ad, then he'd get a hummer and the $$$ :)

RawAlex

2006-05-17 01:06 PM

Yeah, he could win a hummer and get a hummer... Hmmm :)\

Alex

TotallyJeanette

2006-05-17 01:13 PM

Lol, I don't think he's a bad looking guy...wonder why he's a virgin. That doesn't make too much sence. Part of me thinks it's just a scam to get hits on his site...Who they hell would stay a virgin for that long? I'm sure he coulda picked up some drunk horny hoochie at a local bar. For that matter, how will we even know that he got laid because of this? I want video proof, and he better be fumblin around and nervous, or else I'd be pissed. |club|

Thomas

2006-05-18 08:15 AM

SCAM!

Quote:

The Story of this Website:
Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media interviews were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

/Thomas

Simon

2006-05-18 09:20 AM

So ... does this mean Jen's not gonna fuck him?

SirMoby

2006-05-18 10:22 AM

I'm glad I refused to click on the link.

IWantU_Jeff

2006-05-18 12:39 PM

it still got them a crap load of hits ;)

RawAlex

2006-05-18 12:48 PM

Absolute fucking scam... but proof that viral marketing works.

People should be tossed in jail for fraud on this one.

Alex

TotallyJeanette

2006-05-18 12:57 PM

I knew it! What a load!

porndragon

2006-05-18 07:22 PM

I got something similar to this on my myspace a while back about I need 2 mill hits to have a 3 some just junk if you ask me.

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