Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
 

A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

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I'm wondering if GWB doesn't need to pay a visit to the National Zoo, very soon!! |thumb

WTF was he smoking? Must have been good shit

LOL....guess God didn't like him much huh?|crazy|

While God is known to protect the stupid I think even God has limits.

Shit that guy is really a moron. That country has enough money troubles. People have a hard time making enough to eat. You think they are feedin the Lions lol? Shit, the way they wrote that story it's like the guy hit the dirt and the Lion was on his ass. Look Symba, early dinner, YUMMMY!!

Hallujah! There is a god (and he/she has a pretty nasty sense of humor).

I can imagine those lions sitting there, year after year, thinking "God, please let one of those assholes step in the cage, just once, please, before I die...".

So maybe god did answer a prayer, just not the asshole's prayer. ;-}

|bananna| This just shows that GOD does not like to be tested.

Lol...I heard about that guy. Poor guy had issues. Lol

I blew pepsi out my nose when I heard it on the news |crazy|

he would've been ok if he had his buddy christ |thumb

Hahah!

First thing I thought of was the Aarmond produced, think Wallace and Grommit, animated shorts they did for the zoo called Creature Comforts.

The lion replies in an interview, " I lika tha fresh meat!"

Ask and you shall receive!:D

Lion>god