perfect wedding gift
 

This is inspired by another thread but i didn't want to post this there.

I have been married for 19 years this past Dec and after all that time I have finally settled on what I will give as a wedding gift to any guy I know is about to get married;

1 Large Mason jar with a pretty white silk ribbon tied beautifully around the top

$45 dollars in pennies ( wrapped in rolls )

Instructions on what to do

Here are the instructions;

every time you have sexual intercourse with your wife starting on your wedding night, drop a penny into this jar. Every time oral sex is performed by either party drop in 5 pennies.

The day after your first anniversary, reverse the process. See how long it takes you to empty the jar.

Note: Do NOT inform your wife of the experiment and you'll never empty that jar!!

does anyone else have any mildly amusing gift ideas for any occassion?


spaz