Is this really what it's like to get old?
 

I get the eyebrows growing. And even nose and ear hair that I never had.

But, after coming in yesterday from a cold, cold ride. I really can't emphasis how cold it really was. :) But, after coming in, I had to take a shit. And sitting there, I found myself pissing on my balls :) See, cold=shrinkage :) WTF is next??? Will I be banging my balls on my knees? Will I have to pick them up to put on my pants?

This brings up a plethora of visuals that I'm really not ready for this early in the morning.

I am going to have to start strapping them up when I take a shit so they don't hang in the water. :)

Hows the ass pimple these days?

Strangly enough Cleo, it still rears it's ugly head from time to time.

Yes Jim you are not alone :D

Yeah, sorry mate, but it is all downhill from here. :)

As someone wise once said "Growing old is a bitch, but it beats the alternative."

Getting old sucks, then ya die

Personally I think we are just maggots crawling through time on our way towards our inevitable death.

Hmm - never really had any problems with getting old other than the occasional heart attack and cancer - but then there are the good things like being retired, being able to bitch at people when they get in your way, and using your AARP card to get all kinds of discounts LOL

I'm looking forward to senility, it runs in my family. I'll get to meet new people every day.

Lord, yes, this thread definitely falls under TMI! I can't tell you what growing old does to a guy's balls... so far everything looks ok with hubby's!

grin i like post like this:D it makes me laugh:D and reminds me i am not the only one getting old, althought i have more problems with gray hair, alot of gray hair and i am only 38 which is old ...well thats what my kids say:D btw i heard many times about the pissing ball thing, but noone told me even if i ask them ( and yes i am nosey i will just ask a person i know if he is old if his balls are hanging on his knees now) but women do get that problems too, yes their balls (tits) will reach their knees and their pussylips too, so i expect when getting much older, i will kick my tits on my back and fall over everytime over my pussylips...............now something to look forward too:D

Don't complain. When I was 38 most of my hair had already fallen out !

i do complain, i dont mind my hair fall out on my pussy, because now i have to shave it everytime because its fucking gray|shocking|btw eyebrows gray..................

I love it when Stu talks like this . . . Schwing! :D

LOL Stu you are a hoot :)

I'm turning 37 this year and my gray hair has been around a while too. It's funny, because now I look at my mom who's got 20 yrs on me and think how 50+ really doesn't seem old anymore. I better not be old, I'm just starting to have a life now, and in 10 yrs or so when the kids are grown & gone I'm gonna want to party :D

thank god i'm only 27. Although, the swims i take on the oregon coast can leave my dick looking like another innie belly button. Getting cold just thinking about it.

my mom and dad are...lett me cound again.mmmmmmmmmm both are 54, my dad always looked young but got totally gray age 32, so yeah i am lucky, i got totally gray age 38 and i will be 39 this year, coloring my hair i gave up on that one, if color it dark brown gray hairs will pop up within 2 weeks, my hair isnt looking that bad with gray hair, it even has something sexy i think, but hell my eyebrows and pussy, i dont want gray hair on my pussy, so shaving it is:D since i look exactly like my dad i should be happy i dont have a moustache:D btw i gave that example to my hubby:D

btw they all say and its proofen, look at your motherinlaw if you are a guy...thats how your wife look when she is old and look at your fatherinlaw when you are a woman, because thats he way your hubby will look when he is older, now my hubby is 40 and hell he does like his dad and i hate it, but i wondr now...i look like my dad so my hubby had to loo at his fatherinlaw when i am older because i will look like my dad...i wonder when my mouthache will grow:D

grin bleu you always manage to make me laugh:D

This thread is useless without pics.

Please - no pics |jester|

Oprah says that 50 is the new 30... and you if Oprah says it ..it must be so.. which means i'm only 32.. |bananna|

Wow I'm 30 again, I'm going to a teenager again, kewl. :D