Looking for porn site reviewers
 

We are looking for new porn site reviewers.

There are 4 things we demand:
- That you are a US/UK native and have an excellent grammar.
- Exclusive text.
- You write the text, not some outsourced workforce of yours.
- If any of the 3 above doesn't apply to you, don't bother.

It's a plus, if you wrote reviews before.

Contact me at "iq at mcspike dot info" or over ICQ 38180670 and send samples of your writing.

P.S.: reviewers are happy with what we pay - if you are good the door is open and so is our wallet :)

It's pretty sad that these are the only things that qualify a 'reviewer' to pronounce judgement.

Agreed. Seriously, what does it matter if the reviewer is a UK/US native? Are you saying people from Australia don't qualify because their English isn't good enough? If some linguistic genious from Pakistan writes better than some bloke from Leeds, why shouldn't the former get the job?

I guess I won't be applying then even though I believe I write fairly decent reviews (see http://reviews.privateholes.com/)

Uhh... flames, flames...

To answser emmanuelle:
These are the basic requirements to get in line. Then I see how good you actually are.

To answer MightyMidget:
Aha, Sweden... How's Inge doing? She still not swallowing?
j/k.

Anyway, "If some linguistic genious from Pakistan writes better than some bloke from Leeds": I need a writer and I am tired of working with "outsiders" that will work for food - been there done that - threw money out the window - an American had to rewrite all that.

Ausies, huh... well you can count them in, but they tend to work with Philipinos too much and that spoils all the fun.

I am guessing you don't have a lot of experience with hiring writers. In order to minimize crap from entering the demands above are the first that filters the crap. I'll eat up the losses of not getting in any linguistic genious from Pakistan here (or Sweden for that matter). I'll just focus on a population of roughly 400 million that grew up in an enviroment where English is spoken daily.

Oh and one more thing as I have a feeling this triggered the angry response: I come from EU.

McSpike, I'm not flaming, I'm trying to get myself hired in a backwards sort of way :)

I'm just saying that if I wanted to have snow igloos built, my ad probably wouldn't read: "The main requirement is that you're an eskimo. If you've ever tried building an igloo before that's a plus". Rather, I'd try to find the most competent igloo maker out there, even if the guy was from Hawaii.

Mighty,

see that's where you and I differ. If you would not write all that in an ad then you never tried looking for reviewers. All I can say :)

Leave that out and expect a ship parked outside filled up with Philipinos and chicks from Thailand wanting to use their broken english writing skills, which they call perfect grammar. Every damn fucken time. Waste of time. Theirs and more importantly: mine.


So, any reviewers around or is this still mainly a Link List board?

I wouldn't refuse a shipload of chicks from Thailand, no matter the reason. :D

I'm a little unclear. Is this racism or is he simply a bigot?

Hey! I thought I was the only racist around here.

Shithead Japs |thumb

Can't say i'm racist, i fucking hate everyone equally.

Well McSpike, when you're phone 's not ringing, it's probably a call from Canada ;)

I just want to make it clear that I like Thai chicks. |thumb

And I'm pretty sure McSpike wasn't intending to sound racist. I thought he was simply referring to all those outsourcers from that part of the world.

If you're talking about Jersey, I think MrMaryLou will have a few words for you in Vegas next month |club|

lol sounds like he's in denial about both.

I saw some of the writing he got the first time around, I don't blame him one bit for being strict, even though some might take it another way. He spent alot of money on pure crap. The second round is so much better, guess the new rules are working..:)

It is usually easier to say "looking for someone who lives in the USA or UK to do writing, english your first language please. I will be calling you to speak to you."

Hey, he is the guy who is hiring, he has the right to choose who he wants. Good luck!