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bDok 2008-01-25 12:51 PM

Unfortunate Naming.
 
some good ones in there... bad if it's yours though.

unfortunate naming
|jester|

Greenguy 2008-01-25 02:16 PM

Wang Holder sounds like a good name for an Asian Handjob site :D

Bobc01 2008-01-25 02:48 PM

I remember a guy at school called Richard head, i always thought that was unfortunate, for him anyway.

annie_cash 2008-01-25 03:20 PM

Ive just met a guy whose last name is rectum

walrus 2008-01-25 06:05 PM

While in the Air Force, I worked for a Sgt. Anus

Greenguy 2008-01-25 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annie_cash (Post 385909)
Ive just met a guy whose last name is rectum

...I damn near killed'em!

|couch|

SheepGuy 2008-01-25 06:41 PM

Sold a car to a Dr. Death (he pronounced it Deeth) and had an old spinster aunt called Dorcas Dickey, and then there's the hillbilly family from Albert County New Brunswick named "Hoar", of whom a few have the first name 'Ima" ;)

My last name is Murray, I figure if I ever have a son I'll call him Murray, maybe for a middle name I'll pick Murray :D

papagmp 2008-01-25 11:19 PM

When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

LeRoy 2008-01-26 07:29 AM

Nice bdok. Thats some funny shit. I have a great one too. This is totally true so you have so believe because I still can't

I was in SF on a car show tour at the Moscone Center. I had hired a crew to help me do my jobs. I looked at his application. His name was "Eaton Pusey" Pronounced " "eeton puzay" . Of course I had to tell him his name was "eatin' pussy". He replied "Yes I'm familiar with the American term". BTW he was French so go figure. I still get a good laugh at that show.

You put "Eating Pussy" on you app to work for me . You're hired. Especially these days.

T Pat 2008-01-26 07:40 AM

I went to school with Ima Hoag, and she was

Simon 2008-01-26 08:21 AM

Years ago my mother told me that one of her gradeschool teachers was named Mrs. Rottengas.

(sounds like a good name for contest winner in Las Vegas -- from what I've heard)

:D


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sue-fl 2008-01-26 11:35 AM

I've always been grossed out by this:

My grandson's father last name is Lipps.

His father is a doctor a gynecologist called Dr. Lipps. :D

RedCherry 2008-01-26 02:31 PM

I had an orchestra conductor in high school who's last name was Glasscock. Man, I'd of changed my name.

My grandmother re-maried and she married a guy named Uren, which she used to pronounce U-Wren. Yea, looks like urine to me, lol.

RedCherry 2008-01-26 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sue-fl (Post 386059)
I've always been grossed out by this:

My grandson's father last name is Lipps.

His father is a doctor a gynecologist called Dr. Lipps. :D

That made me remember I had a GP who's name was Dr. Love, lol.

spacemanspiff 2008-01-27 08:34 AM

There's a guy that's a minor celebrity around these parts for nothing more than what his mamma named him.

Delicious Peters

You can actually Google it.

secretagentwilly 2008-01-27 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walrus (Post 385951)
While in the Air Force, I worked for a Sgt. Anus

When I was in the Marine Corps, stationed on the USS Constellation, there was a navy pilot whose last name was packer and his call sign was "fudge"....I still have a picture of the f-18...that was some funny shit...just when you thought those officer types were all uptight dicks you find out some of them actually have a sense of humor....

Bobc01 2008-01-27 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp (Post 385986)
When I met my second wife's mother for the first time I told her my name was Richard. She replied, "I guess I can call you Dick then" to which I promptly responded, "Sure, if I can call you Cunt" - The Cunt never did like me.

I never got on with my mother in law either, i think it was because i used to describe her to other people as having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

spacemanspiff 2008-01-27 01:24 PM

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a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
|haha

I'm going to have to file that one away for future use.

ArtWilliams 2008-01-27 02:06 PM

No shit, my kindergarten teacher was Miss Olive Branch!


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