hope this one succeeds (toby)
 

okay...my last attempt at telling a good joke. then im gonna give up.



So, this guy is banging his wife from behind and asks her " hunny, let me cum in your ear?"

"WHAT?!?!" she proclaimed.

"yeah, I wanna cum in your ear, please?" the husband pleads.

"No, no no. If you cum in my ear Ill go deaf!",she replies.

The husband laughed,"You wont go deaf silly, I cum in your mouth all the time and you never Shut the Fuck up!"

|deadhorse
|zzzzzzzzz

So he was trying to improve her hearing?

oh damnit i give up. :( i tried. i thought it was hilarious but im not as hard as an audience i guess

You've completely missed my point. I don't really give a rats ass if it's funny or not.

The only reason you're posting that crap is because your employer wants you to maintain a board presence. Post something relevant and useful to adult webmasters and I'd be far more impressed.

Maybe if he removed her eye & skull fucked her until he blew his load on her brain, he'd improve her joke telling, sig-file rule reading & overall message board posting skills :D

And FIX YOUR GODDAMN SIG. It's hard to be an effective sig whore when aren't bright enough to realize that you don't have a sig.

I dont believe thats fair to say at all. im sorry, but people posts jokes up all the time. in fact, some of the best jokes ive ever heard were from the boards. why are you pointing me out? because im new to the boards? my employers dont ask me to post anything. in fact right now i am working on a list of affiliates the are newer to the biz so I may be able to do traffic trades. which I was looking for on the boards. but, if you wanna pick on me cuz im newer fine. pick away.

Actually, she did fix it so that it was exactly the same as when the bot removed it, so I pressed a button & threw it back into the embarrassment that is currently is.

Assuming that you are doing this for shits & giggles, do your employers know that you're posting jokes on their dime?

lmao. that proves my point right there. and btw. i have fixed it. i dont understand what i id wrong. i have a banner thats 120x60, and under 40 characters of text any advice instead of attacking the new girl?

Search this board for jokes.

If you really feel the need to be perceived as funny, say something witty when replying to other threads. Interact. Communicate. But for the love sweet baby Jesus, STOP POSTING STUPID JOKES.

Proves your point? What point?

Advice? I already gave you advice. Fix your sig.

no i get i need to fix my sig. but in the rules it states it needs to be a banner 120x60 and under 40 characters of text. which i have done twice. and it keeps getting bumped. so either im just not getting it or we arent allowed 120x60 flash banners? greenie, is that why?

My advice is to read the board you've just became a member of, see what's what & then contribute based on how the board is run.

Or you can continue to post unfunny jokes & have all the legit webmasters think you & your company are spammers.

I think I counted that you had over 40 characters.

Whoever told you life was fair lied. Welcome to the real world. |waves|

Yes, there are jokes posted on most boards from time to time. However, they're rarely copy/paste posted to multiple boards by someone representing a sponsor.

Most of us at least read other boards too. In fact, I'm a moderator on one of them, where your joke-du-jour from yesterday was moved to the more appropriate surfmaster forum. |banghead|

okay, look. i apologize if i offended anyone. I didnt know that I was. i wont post jokes anymore. and i think i have finally got my sig to where you wanted it greenie. your right i was 3 characters over. anyways. ill try to do better. im learning as i am goin along. i have only been doing this for 3 weeks now. so any advice you guys can give would be much appreciated. Maybe if I did a lil back ground...umm, i started off doin customer service for eroticy swappernet and eroticy male. about 3 weeks ago they switched me over to affiliate marketing cuz i was very interested in it. im comin into this 100%fresh. im goin to make mistakes, but im not stupid and i will learn from them. like i said, any advice or tips you guys have would rock

Now if we can get you to capitalize the first letter each word and names, so that you don't appear to be a 16 year-old girl editing her MySpace page, we'll be off to a wonderful fresh start. |thumb

Yes, at this point, I am picking on you. But in a grouchy old man, not a hateful, sort of way.

|loony|would you agree better to be a 16 year old girl on myspace than a grouchy bitter old man. :)

Depends on the girl, I suppose.

Oh, let me translate for you:
dpends on the gurl i spose.

everyone keeps saying shit about me being a sig whore with my whopping 20 posts. you guys are the ones just trying to find something to pick on so you can post something. :) nice- take your own advice fellas. |banghead| listen. im done with this thread- you guys wanna have your fun witht the way i speak or my sig or whatever go for it. i have more important things to post about and to focus my attention on. have a great week!|waves|

Damn, this is fun :D

|popcorn|

Seriously...I can't understand why would someone, willing to learn from experienced people, start fighting with them, instead of apologizing and move on, trying to do better in the future :)

Tip #1: This is not GFY, although the board colors should have been your first clue.

actually if you look up jack about 3 posts i did try that. :)|huh