Women and Washing Machines
 

Since I'm in the dog house with my roommate - I may as well dig the hole deeper and just bury myself.

What is it with women and washing machines? My roommate has been using my European made Bosch front-loading washing machine for about three weeks - the instructions are in ENGLISH and printed on the front of the machine. Temp, spin speed, etc...

Tonight she put all (and I mean all) of her stripper outfits in the washing machine, turned it to temperature-boost (cold water in then heat it to hotter-than-hot), spin-speed 1200 (max), and rinse-plus (this is the proper setting for 'period panties' - not stripper outfits). Then she came crying to me that the sequins had all been ripped from her panties and her green outfit was blue (the blue one is now light-blue). And somehow this is all my fault |huh

I offered to let her wear my 'whitie-tighties' to work but she didn't see the humor.

She even said I should buy her new outfits - even most of the tags said "hand wash only" |crazy|

Oh man, I feel your pain, but that's enough material to work with for a weeks worth of daily blog posts.

Pics?

Ha Ha - I can relate, I hate washing machines.

Why isn't there a one wash for all?

Hahahaha - reminds me of the question:

"If a man says something and his wife isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?"

Just accept it's your fault someway, somehow :-)

LOL most women know how to use washing machines, so this is new to me. I thought it was guys that sucked at it. Your life is "so hard" that you have some hot stripper chick for a roommate lmao :-)

Of the ruined outfits or the roommate?

She's all of 4'11" and has a temper......|angry|

I really should do that - LMAO - but she might kill me.

Yea I know - I have a tough life :D

Actually - my 47 years over her 18 - give me a slight advantage on washing machine operation - believe me, I've ruined a load or two - just drop one of those red shop rags in with a load of nice shirts and see what happens - I have a lot of pink dress shirts. But at least I didn't break down in tears and blame someone else......

That is because you are not a stripper. ;)

Why did she put the blames on you? Aren't shes the one do the washing?

Because I was there (lucky me) she's a great girl but a tad emotional and she's sure as hell not very logical.

In order to keep the peace, I end up having to bite my tongue and just take it most of the time. As a result, most of the strippers in this town adore me. I have the ability to complement their strengths and ignore their weaknesses. I always make them feel they are the hottest thing since sliced bread and I seldom burst their bubble just because the bread is a bit moldy on the inside.

Because of that, I'm the only pervert in this town that can consistently talk them out of their clothes in front of a camera.

I've found that if I give a girl the respect she expects (even if she hasn't earned it) that most of them will respect you back. Funny thing is that quite a few will surprise you and earn your respect over time.

Also remember, I have to deal with the worst of the drama queens, the biggest emotional basket cases, the most stuck-up ego-trippers, the worst of the substance abusers, and just plain abusive and abrasive personalities on a daily basis - sometimes it's not so good to be me......|banghead|

But then again - I get to fuck a bunch of them - maybe being me isn't so bad after all :D

Bottom line - the poor girl was distressed, I was there and she was able to vent, the clothes can be replaced and we'll remain friends regardless.

No - I'm not a stripper cuz nobody would ever pay to see me dance - especially naked! Otherwise, I'd be one!

Logic and women is like oil and water though i'm shocked a female couldn't work a washing machine.

I thought women had domestic knowledge since birth, if they had as much experience with anything as they do with shopping then they'd be the master gender, until then i guess we take the lead. :D

Not sure if it is women in general since most of my male friends, especially one ones with boobs, seem clueless on how to properly wash clothes.

I trust my significant other to add my clothes in when she is doing hers and she trusts me to do the same with hers but I would never let any of my stripper or hooker friends with my clothes.

My Grandmother got her tit caught in the ringer and refused to use a washing machine afterwards, My Grandfather did all the washing until he died then my Cousin took over until my Grandmother died.
Papa sounds like your going to be adding roomies wash to your list of chores :D

Is this a woman thing or a stripper thing?

I think many men fall into the trap of believing that strippers are like most women.

Well, I'm not a stripper but I am not very good with washing machines. Just never had the chance, my husband does the laundry here.

Well...then Id say you owe her some new wears Papa.. |couch|

Not sure about anyone else but i think most women should be like strippers. |thumb

Be careful - it sounds like she'd fit in there if she got muddy playing in the backyard :)


Is that where the old expression comes from?

(this one needed to be in a post of it's own)


NOOOOOO! Don't you get it? He's GAY! We have pics of him in a hot tub with TWINKS!

Yep happened to many a big breasted women, the old machines had two rollers on top that you would feed the cloths into to ring them out before hanging them up on the cloths line.
Thanks for bringing it to my attention that I'm older than the spin cycle and cloths dryer's :D

When in doubt, add more bleach.

Maybe that's why the girls think they're safe around me - :D

Actually, I'm pretty domestic (guess it's cuz I'm gay). I cook, clean, sew, garden and even do the laundry.

My mother would be proud of me - well if it weren't for those damn hot tub pictures...........