Ted Kennedy has been diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor.
 

Doesn't sound good
http://bostonist.com/2008/05/20/breaking_ted_ke.php

At his age and with stroke like symptoms, this does not look good.

That surely would explain the seizure and stroke like symptoms he was suffering from. Wow.

That is too bad. Although given how he seems to bounce back from everything, he may beat the odds.

They claim he has about 3 years. This seems like a perfect time to use a gammaknife.

It depends on where the tumor is..

Holy fuck - I hope I don't make it to 76. That's way too long to be here, which is why I ask for a heavy morphine drip each time I stub my toe or get a splinter.