Useless is a Dildo!
 

I've given Amateur Cutie Exposed the following description:
Very cute petite teen, Jayda, shows her titties and shaved pussy in these pics. For a petite girl, she sure as hell has a nice round ass. Watching her pull her thong panties aside so she can slide that glass dildo in her bald cunt makes me wish I was dildo. Everyone already says I that am one, so why aren't chicks trying to insert me into their vagina? |huh

Useless never fails to amaze me with his descriptions - but would one of you kind ladies please explain to him that even though we are all sure he's a huge dildo, dildos over 5' tall are JUST TOO BIG! |shocking|

It's always worth a try!

After reading it here, I had to go and fix my typo. I really need to add a preview button so I can read the descriptions outside of the text box. |goodidea

Funny. I always thought he was a cunt.





|batman

I always thought him to be more manly so a cunt just doesn't work. A dick head seems more fitting. |thumb

A Useless dildo
A Useless cunt
A Useless dick head

Do I smell a new niche?

If he is a dildo, he cannot be useless.

Stop picking on Useless.. he can't defend himself!!

You are soooo right lol :D

Just give it a try and everything's gonna be fine. :)