weirdest search phrases
 

I noted this one in my stats today:

free lebian dog porn

wtf is this idiot looking for :D

any other weird and wonderful search terms?

I always find the amount of bestiality search terms amazing. I ran searches on "cum" combos once, and I think five out of the top ten had to do with animals. Yikes.

ROTFLMAO

I got these so far this month:

"brothers fucking his little sisters picture"

Come on dude, you'll mess up the picture.....

"brather fuced sester"

I hope I didn't mispell anything that bad on my sites......

"revenge on sister caught naked"

Hell, it's only fair!

And my favorite:

"old man fuck teeneger"

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I get a lot of strange micro-niche searches. Maybe throw 3 niches together to make up a new niche.
"redhead hairy gay in schoolgirl uniform"

Why do you have the word "dog" on your porn site in the first place?

I've listed a few sites with real "porkers" in them but no "barkers"......

Well, maybe one or two :D

No searches for "craddle robbing old bastard" yet? :D

I don't have the word 'dog' on my site

Terms like doggy-style and doggie-style, pony girls, puppy and piggy play, and others will also land some surfers looking for real beasties. Of course they don't stay long if you don't have real dogs, ponies, puppies, and pigs. Same thing if you have any jokes about sheep on your site, as I'm sure someone around here can attest.

:D

Type into google: fritzl jokes

One of my non-porn sites is like 5th on the list. Funnily enough it isn't a website dedicated to jokes on that crazy Austrian!

Peanut Butter?

A Best Friend and a Lover? |thumb

Well Free Lebian sounds like a new Linux distro.

Dog Porn could well be a new program...

Digitally Operated Graphics - Programmable Original Rendering N.... (its too early...)

I've been running Free Lebian on my computer for years, I just didn't know it;)

well it really is the true motivation behind |greenbat whole new trusted accounts. It's his way of trying to get what he wants.

Which is mature bbw anime movie sites. |pokefun||greenbat

I'm happy to find that my blog has educational value:

"can you deepthroat a 12 inch dick?"

Our first duty is to entertain, but I like to think we educate as well;)

I run a funny adult T shirt store, One search term I used to get daily was "how to suck my own dick" My shirts must have been funny cuz the same few guys used to visit my site through this search term a few times a week. Forgetting that they needed to suck their own dicks.

Wow, there are some good sickos out there.

They should have done some searches for yoga classes instead:P

Ok I'll add my few

hot babe fucking a walrus
zoophilie heffer
denmark ass fuck tube
fuck a walrus

Hot babe fucking a walrus huh? That's hot :P

Your own searches don't count! |jester|

Quite particular isn't he - not just any babe fucking a walrus - she must be hot |jester|

Damn you, I thought that was my secret! :D