Paid Message Board Posters
 

Anybody know of where one can find porn surfer message board posters for hire? You know, those dinks who get paid 5 cents per post or whatever? I suppose I could ask TheButcher where he hired his for SponsorShat, but I doubt that he'd reply.

This is for a civilian board, not a webmaster board.

You have AIDS.

Err I mean a PM... You have mail.

Your a fag.

(And I have nothing useful to add to this thread).

and Alyssa Black told me you have a small penis :)

Does it come with tennis lessons?

I don't normally give this information out to fags who have a small penis - but:

http://www.inb0x.com/ --> Good
http://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome --> Cheap
http://www.jetconvo.com/index.php --> Interesting

I'm feeling bullied and harassed. I'm going to have to report this thread to a moderator and have you all banned.


Shit! One of you is a moderator. Guess I'll have to go sit in the corner and cry. I planned on doing that anyway. So there! |nahnah|

You could always create a new thread saying you're leaving the board in the hope people will beg you to stay. lol

None porn sig whore?
What the hell are you up to Useless?
My sales have been so bad lately that I'm considering online begging|huh

Just throwing another poker in the fire. |viking|

That's low...

but so well deserved. |thumb

Where is Carol?
Doesn't she outsource this sort of thing :D

Congrats to the winners!

For 5 cents a post, I reckon you could get webmasters these days :D

Contact Gene aka $5Submissions, Mr Loveable :)

I got nothing for you UW sorry

If anyone would know he would.

same with jester
|huh sorry too. ill just bump this thread for you man.

i have heard there are many available from 5 cents to 60 cents range, costliest one would charge you maximum $1. depending on the quality of postings you want. some of them even make their living by doing such postings

im so confused...

I already know where I can find this type of labor, so you pointless posting geniuses can |stfu|

He may be a fag.
He may have a small penis.
He may be really terrible in bed.

But in defense I'm sure he's really fast so quit your bitching. By the time you realize how small it is, that he has it in the wrong hole or that he doesn't know how to use it well it'll be over.

lol... I think I'll use that on my online dating profile. :D