An old timers joke!!
 

Harry and todd,who were fond of feeding pigeons in the local park,watching passers bye,and enjoying their daily discussions.

this routene went on for three years.

Then one day todd failed to show in the park.

Harry figured Todd had the flu,and carried on feeding the pigeons.Day after day Todd failed to show in the park,7 days

passed and harry became concerned,but since he did not know todds address,he just carried on feeding the pigeons assuming

since todd was 78 years old ,he had seen the last of him.One day Harry returned to the park and there was todd,Harry shouting

out where have you been?Todd replied "i have been in jail for 45 days" "Wow what for asked harry" todd explained "remember

sally from the bird feed shop" "yes"replied harry " what does she have to do with your jail situation ?" "well one day she

sued me for raping her on the counter in the store,i recieved a court order to appear in court to voice my plea and when i

was in court i decided to plead guilty for the rape charge.The Judge said considering your age 78 and the fact you walked in

here with your walker, "i am senencing you to 45 days for perjury."

Rape is never funny
unless you're raping a clown

okay.. it must just be me.. I am still waiting for the punch line. Was this supposed to be a joke?

See, it's funny because a 78 year old with a walker could never rape anyone since he's weak & feeble.

Old people are useless.

And one day Useless will be an old people.



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thats what i am everyday mentioning to my hubby.....and then i am talking about old people in traffic.....they 'SUCK" huge, please take away their driverslicense....then i am a happy camper (heay i live in a town with 70% of old people, i am still wondering why the hell they have those "kids play" things around here, not many kids, but a big invasion of 70 to 80 year olds)

Hmm why would anyone post a joke about rape stupid or not ( cuz it wasnt funny )

I'm sorry :(

























But not as sorry as the clown! |clown|

|nahnah|

stu<--- just choked in her diet coke|boobies|

Or the guy in the chicken suit. |doh|

oke lett me tel you about the guy in the chicken suit.......when i was in the wedding thing chat a certain moment the cam frooze, then all said, ohhhhh i see the wedding, oh what a nice picture...so i checked and i still saw a black cam....i had to shut down all and log in again....my time of log in i saw a chicken person standing next to Emerald in a great wedding dress and thought...what the fuck...she is gonna get married with a chicken guy???? then i saw the chicken was to small in size:D bluebrit is much taller....then i found out...UW was the chicken|boobies| UW you did a great job there as a chicken...to give away the bride...but you almost got me scared there:D
oh and fuck you all, i know this is off topic, but who cares:D

can't get the humor either. lol

now, the chicken was funny. I about died laughing when he walked in. *That* humor I got. The joke? Hmmm.. nope. Not funny. (In all honesty, when I watched that video clip, I saw not only a lot of humor but a whole lot of love and respect.) The chicken was brilliant.. as was the entire wedding.

Yet you put a "lol" at the end of your statement, implying that at least something about this thread had you Laughing Out Loud |haha

I hope the government of the 3rd world country your outsourcing company operates out of decides they have too many computer technicians & they need to reduce the number themselves |slice