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Greenguy 2008-09-01 04:08 PM

My Dad Googled Himself For The 1st Time...
 
So my Dad calls me today. He's home goofing off on the computer & decided to Google himself. He 1st asks me if I've ever done it and, of course, I have. I tell him that the one thing that pertains to me is an old WIPO domain case I lost. Then I say there's more famous people with the same name (newspaper guy, photographer. etc)

He then tells me that when he did it, the 1st thing to come up was his resume. He got the job he has a couple years ago after working for years with 2 other companies (he's killing time - 16 months to go) Anyway, he keep tells me about the other results and one of them is info about his vasectomy! This one took me back a bit, so I started to search, but I could not duplicate his results.

I tried just his name, added his middle name, middle initial, all in quotes, etc. I don't see ANYTHING on him.

So then I asked him if he had Google Desktop installed & he said yes.

|haha

(if you don't get it, Google Desktop searches your computer 1st, then the web - he was looking at links to internal files)

Torn Rose 2008-09-01 04:13 PM

I still don't get it????

justbondage 2008-09-01 04:20 PM

haha, awesome.

Licker4U 2008-09-01 04:20 PM

Huh? |huh

justbondage 2008-09-01 04:51 PM

He was typing his name into a local search that looks through his files and stuff....

Bill 2008-09-01 05:00 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Thats actually freekin hilarious.

elKabong 2008-09-01 05:50 PM

lol... too funny!

T Pat 2008-09-01 06:18 PM

I think your Dad and would get along great|thumb
Cause it sounds just like something I would do |huh

Tuna 2008-09-01 07:08 PM

HAHA Thats funny. :)

Tekster 2008-09-01 07:59 PM

LOL, That's funny!

pebkac 2008-09-01 09:07 PM

Well at least his little snip snip procedure is safe from the eyes of the world!

Funny story!

NY Jester 2008-09-01 09:48 PM

Im sure most dads and moms would do the same hahah classic!

smutguy 2008-09-01 11:15 PM

LMAO

Thomas 2008-09-02 02:59 AM

LOL!

RedCherry 2008-09-02 09:58 AM

Lol, sounds like something my sister would do. :)

RedCherry 2008-09-02 09:58 AM

Although she wouldn't find a vasectomy file, lol.

sue-fl 2008-09-02 10:18 AM

LOL..I was a little nervous when first reading about all the info. he found on himself (didn't know about the toolbar thingy) That was a good one Greenie|thumb

Simon 2008-09-02 10:57 AM

That's fucking funny. :D

But it made me wonder how many times someone (older?) uses that Google Desktop search to look for porn and winds up finding something they can get off to on their own hard drive already. Particularly if they've already downloaded lots of pics and movies.

Damn...that might be an argument for why webmasters shouldn't name files like "hot-blonde-deepthroating.mpg (or .jpg)" so that they don't get found on local searches by mistake.


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stuveltje 2008-09-02 12:10 PM

grin that i am gonna tell my mom, she thinks she knows alot about the puter and the net, but i am sure she doenst know that, i am gonna tell her tomorrow i found all kinds of things about her...she will buy it:D

ExLust 2008-09-03 12:10 AM

Hahaha, funny.

raven1083 2008-09-05 11:37 PM

hahaha that was really funny.


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