I had sex thing morning
 

And my lovely wife was still in bed with me when I did it.



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Did she wake up and get mad at you for making stickies on the sheets?

Sex Thing? Ya mean ya did the thing?

For a second, I thought you were sex assulted. :) It brought back some good memories.

No Sex For You Today!
 

Damn I wish I had sex this morning!|cry|

I have sex 3 times per week......... sometimes with a partner. :D

Now wait, sex in the morning???? |cry| for the good ol days!

I know what morning is....but sex? I think i forgot what sex is|cry|

I had sex once:D , was before i married the bitch though |violin|

I had sex in the shower today.

Mmm...butt sex!

I think i will have sex with the shower later:D

For some odd reason our water bill has gone way up since Christine moved in. :D

Like doubled? Makes sense to me..

|couch|

wtf is that sex ? :(

She was there Moby, but the question is did she wake up before you were done?

The Bitch & I have Hallway Sex |haha

Seriously, these meds I'm on are death for sex...my dog has never been so horny in his life!

Besides, why bother getting a blowjob if you can't see her face due to your gut?

Put these on your bitch,dog,whatever is blowing you. :D

But then I'd be female POV'ing my own cock - what if I enjoyed it?

PS - I really love Think Geek - they have so much useless crap there that if I was not in the worst financial period of my life I might buy some things.

Shit - they even have a built-in MP3 player! I can think of some wonderfully voyeuristic uses for those.

Classic glasses :)

Think geek is a great website for useless gadgets.

Maybe you need a hooker with a really big head