jim how you like this joke
 

a kid has to go to the bathroom in the midlde of the night so he
gets out of bed and starts walking down the hallway towads the bathroom, as he passes his parents room he stops for a minute and looks through the keyhole, as he continues to walk down the hallway he stops shakes his head and says to himself
and i get in trouble for sucking my thumb

You'll have to wait for Jim to reply but I laughed. |jester|

Funny - Here's one for ya! Guy sitting at the football game in a really shitty seat - he leans over the guy in front and asks if the seat next to him is free - sure says the guy - no problem, it was my late wifes season ticket seat - Oh says the first guy, don't any other family members want the seat now - Naaaaa, they're all at the funeral!



:)

I'll "borrow" it for next weeks Radio Show :)

i got a million of em

good one doublep

The old un's are the best un's :-)

Bloke with a beard is sitting at the bar miding his own, supping his pint.. another bloke who he has never met sidles up to him and strokes the guy's beard and says, 'that feels just like my wife's pussy' The guy looks up from his pint, gently strokes his beard, and say's 'fuck me, your right, it does!

boom boom :)

lol btw
is it sexual harassment if you tell a woman her hair smells nice?

it is if your a midget