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State Senator wants to ban male masturbation.

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So this is what Congress is doing: outlawing masturbation. Of all the stupid crazy cockmamie things happening in our government, I won't be surprised if this gets passed.

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Oklahoma state senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to that state's Personhood bill, SB 1433, that would essentially outlaw masturbation for men. Johnson's amendment proposed that the legislation include a provision that men ejaculating anywhere outside a woman's vagina be considered "an action against an unborn child."

Johnson wrote about the amendment in the Guardian:

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My action to amend the so-called "Personhood" bill – SB 1433, introduced by Senator Brian Crain (Republican, Tulsa) – represents the culmination of my and many other Oklahomans' frustration regarding the ridiculousness of our reproductive policy initiatives in Oklahoma. I have received overwhelmingly positive responses from men and women in Oklahoma – and worldwide. The Personhood bill would potentially allow governmental intrusion into families' personal lives by policing what happens to a woman's eggs without any similar thought to what happens to a man's sperm.

Who the fuck elected all these religious idiots?

Sadly, idiots like Santorum, Newt and this nut bar are tarnishing the international reputation of all Americans.

Someone needs to just ejaculate on her face. Afterwards the folks of Oklahoma need to elect someone that's not a bible thumper.

This is a satire bill in repsonse to all the Republican led personhood bullshit. It is designed to make a point.

'My amendment seeks to draw attention to the absurdity, duplicity and lack of balance inherent in the policies of this state in regard to women.

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this amendment seeks to draw humorous attention to the hypocrisy and inconsistency of this proposal – from the Republican perspective of down-sized government and less government intrusion into people's private affairs'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisf...ersonhood-bill

Good thing she doesnt own my weenie!

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Originally Posted by LD (Post 514845)

I had a feeling that was the case but with so many religious zealots in office these days wasn't sure.

This has been in the news for a while you know.

It's an "every sperm is sacred" counterattack to the religious right's claims of personhood for fertilized eggs. So it's actually very much on our side of things.

Related types of legal actons require drug testing for politicians who want to drug test welfare recipients, and anal ultrasounds for men to get viagra.

But it's kind of funny to see people here assume that it's a right wing thing.