The Secret Google Algorithm: Explained
 

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What many of you may not know is the most important seminars at conventions are held behind closed doors. This years Phoenix Forums were no exception. On Saturday around five in the morning the secret, the Google algorithm was explained to a select small group of webmasters. The notes have been uncovered and are posted here on GFY.

FIGURE A: Represents the highly guarded Google search technology in action.

FIGURE B: Represents my nuts doing the windmill. The workings of FIGURE A are determined by which way my nuts are doing the windmill at the time. Many in the SEO community believe that when my nuts are windmilling to the right; highly optimized search pages tend to get better ranking.

FIGURE C: Represents the SERPs (Search Engine Result Pages) – you will notice in FIGURE B that my nuts are actually windmilling to the right and highly sought after search terms have been pushed to the top.

FIGURE D: Represents Wired Guy, Kush, and the rest of the SEO community speculating on the direction of my nuts doing the windmill and optimizing their pages accordingly.

There you have it – the secret Google algo explained. Who says you can never find the good shit on the boards?

Jay the best I can tell you are just nuts. :D





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Jay in my quest to understand how the hell search engines work I have come to look forward to the pearls of wisdom you, Danger Dave, Surfin, Linkster and Urb have to offer.
I want to thank You for making it all crystal clear and giving me the best laugh I’ve had today.
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Fuckin' hilarious man.

Sounds about right, too.

Now all we have to do is put your nuts in a vise and it's #1 positions for everybody... ha ha ha.

FANTASTIC!

MARVELOUS!

Jay :) Ya know I already posted this on that other board in response - but just in case you don't see it - if ya give away our secret about Yahoo Im gonna have to tear those balls off and you wont be able to SEO for either LOL

Cool – I’m glad everyone thought it was funny – I was kind of apprehensive about posting it here because it wasn’t serious, so did it first on GFY (because the average serious post is as stupid at this), but this is my board and you are my people – I figure you deserve a laugh too. :)

AHAHAHAHAHA :D

EXCELLENT :-)

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Fresh new notes have been uncovered from Jay’s secret notebook revealing the complex inner workings of Google. Here, we have illustrated what a well rounded search engine strategy can do for today’s progressive webmaster.

FIGURE A: Represents my nuts.

FIGURE B: Represents Britney Spears.

FIGURE C: Represents me ergonomically placing my balls on Britney’s forehead.

Yes, here you can see the proof of huge payoff from a well rounded SE strategy.

Sorry man, I think there is a Britney shaped hole in your second theory.

I think maybe you'd had one too many double shots of Patron by this point...

*BUMP* this secret should be seen by every webmaster alive!!!

xxxjay - I never thought I'd say this to anyone, but I'm going to have to spend a lot more time looking at your nuts!

haha - cool

this is the most important SE thread of all time

a must read

Aw crap. Now I have to redesign all my pages according to Jays windmill-nuts-strategy :D

Hey Jim - maybe you can use this for your tips page...hahaha

Just kidding - lol

if you look closely enough at Jay's notes, i think he solved Fermat's Last Theorem too....

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