Fedex's new premises
 

I have just had a phone call from Fedex and it went like this :

"Hello Madam!

I am Fedex, I have a parcel for you. We have moved. We are now situated under a big tree by the new market, where the watermelons are sold."


I wonder what Fedex HQ would would make of how their business is conducted here?

Since you live in a barn I have to ask if there really is a FedEx under a big tree where you are?

Addresses in England often sound that way too.