Wednesday - Humpday - Fluday
 

Morning! |barf||flush|

That was pretty much my last 24 hours :( I'm still not right (or as "right" as I normally am) but I'm feeling a lot better than yesterday |dizzy|

I'm gonna work as long as I can & then back to bed for me |fonz|

Happy Hump Day :D

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Got up at 4:30 this morning to go to the gym with Christy. She looked at me and said lets just go back to sleep so we did.

Just a day of work planned along with a few errands. I'm about have way though Adobe Classroom in a Book for Illustrator. Hoping to finish it up within a few weeks so that I can get back to taking my required courses for my state license.

That reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer had some racy pics taken of himself in order to spice up his marriage to Marge. Just before the photographer starts to take pics, Homer asks: "Are you sure you're a fully accredited and bonded pornographer?" :D

Can't begin to express how much I hate talking these courses every two years.

They don't even make any sense. I did one of the one hour courses last week and it was all about roofing codes. Another one that I have to do is for handicap access codes. In fact most of the courses have nothing to do with A/C Contracting which is my license. I always finish the course and get a passing grade on the test in way less than the required time so I end up sitting at my computer clicking the mouse once a minute in order to get my required time in.

Maybe i just need a lot more of this |potleaf|

Good morning world |waves|

And that reminds me of this thread from 2006, where we learned the classic line:

"I already have a pornographer, sorry."

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Lots to get done today, and it's shaping up to be a beautiful day out there so I need to avoid seeing my neighbors this morning. Otherwise I'm likely to get asked to go for a boat ride to check some crab traps. Then on the way back we'd probably stop at an out island, toss out some chairs and an umbrella and enjoy some tasty ice cold mojitos.

And as nice as that would be...I really need to get a newsletter out today and that'll never get done with rum in the sun.

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(apologies to those living in a frozen wonderland...but hey, no one's forcing you to stay there!)

:)

Good morning. Nothing planned today other than work for me!

Good Day :)
We are expecting rain today which we most certainly need. Problem is it could be a lot over the next few days and with no real precipitation this year this may cause other issues.

Bunch of work today and that's about it.

btw, can someone turn down the shave button again

Good morning. Nothing happening here. I think I need another coffee though.

Have a great day! |thumb

My quads are killing me

Sounds like there might be a little
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|cake Today I am still trying to get over the crushing disappointment of a shit birthday yesterday. I was walking a friend's dog and rather than take sandwiches I stopped off at an "outdoor" McD's for burgers. So when people ask me what I did to celebrate my birthday all I can say is "I took a friend's dog to MacDonald's, and we split a McFlurry!"

Then I get a phonecall from my Dad. As it is one of those birthdays with a zero on the end my sister is arranging a party for me on Sunday, and my father phoned to say he was not coming. His reason was basically that he just did not want to come!

Then I get home and find an email sent to me by whatever script runs this board saying there would be a "Happy Birthday" thread in this board for me. But it was a lie, no such thread.

Me is gonna sulk now!

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Ecchi have you thought about swimming naked through the streets of London for your Bday?

If I did that I'd probably give Captain Ahab frightening flashbacks!

…to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

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You mentioned it was a zero birthday so I'm just taking a guess...

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Belated Birthday To Ecchi |cake|england|

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Thanks Everyone. :)
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I tend to keep my age quiet not through vanity but for commercial purposes. Most people assume someone my age is too old to design websites/write software so I never reveal my age online as I sometimes need to find work from others, and I don't want them knowing how old I am. Offline I tend to keep it quiet because I look a lot older than I am (for example when I am with my father people sometimes assume we are brothers - and he is in his eighties - although they do at least assume he is my older brother, and he does look a bit younger that he is). When I tell people my genuine age I often see them looking at me and assuming I am lying because I look so much older.

However my family obviously know my real age, and it is interesting how they vary in the cards they send. Some send cards with my age printed on the front in large numerals (because it is a zero ending one), others assume I probably don't want to be reminded that another decade has slipped by, so tactfully send cards that just say "happy birthday" without mentioning my age. One person sweetly sent me a card that stated my age but then said that it is the "new thirty".

And then my father, the bastard, sent me one that said "Today is the day we celebrate the day you were born. Years and tears and YEARS ago!