Wednesday - 30 July
 

Greetings and salutations!

I am very excited this morning because I just discovered the glory of Chrome for Android. I have imported my desktop bookmarks to my phone, so now I'm having all sorts of fun. I haven't been this happy since I discovered boobs.

Anyway, enjoy your fucking day while I sit at work doing almost nothing.

|boobies| |boobies| |boobies|

|coffee is on, y'all help yourselves...

Good Morning :)

Bunch of work as usual plus a trip to the bank and post office on the agenda.

Good morning. Usual day here after working late last night at home on CMS/content adding & updating. Pain in the ass that stuff doesn't update itself LOL.

Toby, yes coffee please :)

Just got back from doing a snorkel from my paddleboard. It was my first time doing this and everything went well except I forgot to note where I parked so here I was paddling up and down the beach trying to figure out where I parked.



|potleaf|

A relative who I have not seen since last year came over for dinner. So the morning was spent dusting, vacuuming, moping, and generally trying to make this place look more like a home and less like a place where you keep pigs.

Used his visit as an excuse to cook a meal my dietitian would kill me for, if he knew. Chicken with a lot of cheese (two types of cheese) and wrapped in bacon, with a side that was basically a twist on an afro/caribbean recipe. The twist made it even more unhealthy, and believe me it is difficult to make afro/caribbean food more unhealthy that it originally was.

Both the chicken and the "twist" on the afro/caribbean side were my own recipe, so I was pleased my guest did not vomit!

After eating we went to a bar for a drink, and I was accosted by a very drunk, skinny Chinese guy who wanted to know my "secret" of how to get to be fat, as he was fed up of being skinny. I should have given him my dinner recipes, they are guaranteed to make a matchstick fat!

He also said that he thought my guest looked like a Chinese deity. I said that's probably because every time he walks into a room someone says "Oh God, not you again!"