What Can I Say, It's Monday (2014-12-22)
 

Morning.

I feel uninspired today. I guess I'll work through my first coffee and see how it goes.

I have my final and most complicated Joomla upgrade today. I hope the computer Gods are with me. I will be at my computer until that is done.

Hope you days goes fine. |thumb

Personally I'm hoping that the porn sales deities are with me today.

After spending Saturday doing yard work using a chainsaw and then yesterday spending hours pressure cleaning lawn furniture I'm beyond sore today.

Work, gym, errands, more work and then I have no idea what the rest of the day will bring me.

I am at work, as usual, and thinking of ways to create more traffic sites by pulling data from my big perv database.

I have been gassy for weeks and weeks. Not overly gassy, but much more flatulant than I used to be. Is that the fault of aging or might I be rotting away on the inside?

Have you been doing a lot of anal double penetration or maybe a recent alien probing?

Good Morning :)

A normal day around here with work, chiropractor and a little cleaning since Santas Birthday is this week and family will be visiting.

As with Cleo hope sales come back this week since last week sucked. Hoping everyone finished their Xmas shopping and now need something for themselves.

Weeee - just finished my Christmas shopping. That may not be impressive to those of you who finished in October, but I usually don't finish until after lunch on Christmas Eve, so I'm two days early this year. Woo Hoo!

Should be working now, but I got some steak stewing for supper, and I'm gonna watch TV and drink whisky instead.

Neither, as far as I know.
|cheese|

We no longer have that cool UFO emoticon, but we have an artichoke. |artichoke|

If you have been probed by an alien artichoke, that would explain the flatulence.