Saturday The 25th (aka Gordon Jump Is Coming To Fix My Washer & Dryer)
 

Morning! |waves|

Dryer in our bedroom is not blowing hot air & the main big washer's tumbler is all out of sorts, so the Maytag Repairman is supposed to be here before noon.

The Bitch is cleaning the house & I'm told it's my job to de-gunk the stove |pokefun||greenguy|

Hoping to watch some hockey today without falling asleep in the middle of the game :D

Fuck I'm sore... Cut down two big Acai palms in my backyard yesterday. Then I set the stumps on fire and they are still burning this morning. A friend is coming over on a bit to help me drag everything out to the street for Monday's bulk trash pickup.

Other than doing more yard work and I need to go grocery shopping. Not really sure what else I'm doing today. Did I mention that every muscle in my body hurts?

a few questions this morning..... greenguy, why is your dryer in the bedroom.... cleo. why did you murder innocent palm trees.... they have feelings too. :P

Morning all... working a bit this morning.

Doing a favor for a friend today and shooting her wedding in Long Beach. I'm too nice to people who dont give a shit about me lol

Fucking Sears SUCKS! Their new thing is to diagnose the problem with your appliance over the phone, UPS the parts to your house, then you call & they give you the next avail appt. BOTH of the parts they sent were the WRONG ones!!! So now we get to repeat the process, but this time, a repairman ordered the parts & not a lady named Katie from Guatemala |banghead|

There is a famous quote from a famous vegetarian, and I think the answer to your question is probably that the quote applies to Cleo too. The quote is :
|couch|

Would have been quicker if you had Cleo fly up and fix it :)