Friday December 4th (aka If I Was A Horse They'd Shoot Me)
 

Good Friday My Peeps! |waves|

Seeing as the chiro fixed my wrist after not being able to type yesterday morning, I decided to get some Rockstar's & work until 9 last night. I forgot how hard it is to sleep after chugging back 4 of those suckers, so I tossed & turned most of the night & ended up just saying fuck it a little before 6 this morning.

Just updated & I'll be working until it's time to wash my arse & go visit my |loony| doctor. After that, I can vividly see a good 2 hour nap happening :)

OH! If you're a fan of cheesy 80's movies, then check out the doc Electric Boogaloo, which is about Cannon Films, the studio behind such classics as The Happy Hooker (and sequels), Enter the Ninja (and sequels), Death Wish II thru V, The Last American Virgin, Hercules, Breakin' & Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Missing in Action (and sequels), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Over the Top, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Masters of the Universe, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and a shitload of other classic 80's cheese |thumb

I thought it would be a good idea to install a Hand Held Bidet in my bathroom last night thinking it would only take a few minutes. Over an hour later I finally got the valve to fit despite not having enough room between the inlet valve and the diverter valve and then getting everything to stop leaking. This morning I had to tighten one of the fittings even more after seeing it dripping. Good thing that my bathroom is a tile floor over a cement slab as there isn't anything to get water damage.

Speaking of water... we had record rain yesterday and today is looking to be even worse. I had planned to go to the gym after doing Foxy's updates, but everything is way too flooded for my very low to the ground Vette.

Good Morning :)

Doing just a little bit of work as we head off to D-land today for my wife's birthday which actually is Sunday but the kids are coming over on that day so that's why we go today.

Enjoy your Friday!

Morning :)

Working as usual but have some errands to run after lunch and might do some after work beers with a friend late afternoon, time will tell. |beer|

What you all (except Cleo) need to do is change to my doctor - or at least the doctor standing in for him yesterday (I think it was his daughter). What she prescribed for my condition is "more steak"!

Yup, I'm eating steak 'cause my doctor told me to!

Midgets in suitcases all over the world are rejoicing!! |party2

You do realize that it is just for rising as it is way too big to put up one's ass, even a shemale loving's ass. :D

Cleo - Have you ever looked into washelets? They have a bidet function. Lots of fun and the clean feeling cannot be beat. I recommend to everyone.

http://www.amazon.com/Toto-SW574-01-...rds=toto+s300e

That is too expensive and would only fit the toilets in my guest bathrooms but not the round toilet that is in my bedroom's too small of a bathroom. But yes I did look into them.

But what I really want is a house on a salt water canal with big closets and huge bathrooms with both a toilet and a bidet. Just waiting to win the lottery. :D

I tend to assume that the asshole of a midget loving tranny is a tad bit gaping |thumb