Feeling paranoid? A new product for you.
 

Stealth Wallpaper.

I wonder if they will come out with a Martha Steward approved one. Maybe one in jail grey. :D

This wallpaper, an aluminium foil hat, and always wearing boots full of Vaseline should be enough to feel safe for anyone.

There's been a cool freeware piece of software available for years.... I swear by it.

Wow great link Urb.

I ordered it for me and my cats.

:D

I knew you were going to say that! |bat|

I'm no fool I know that our government beams mind control rays at my cats telling them to keep me busy so that I don't produce more porn.


|buddy|

Hahaha :D
This is great. Especially this punch line...

MindGuard is free software for all non-evil users (don't think you can fool me, I'm on to you all!)

:D

Mindguard, that one is classic!

I have been sending paranoid users of one of my mainstream sites to another part of zapatopi.net, Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB).

It either works, or they have gone on for serious medical help as I rarely hear from them after sending them that link. |jester|

Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you...........

spaz

Being that I deal with paranoids all the time, my favorite quote on that subject is...

Paranoia is reality on a finer scale. |couch|

I don't suppose you have contractor trucks parked in your neighborhood and no one you know is getting work done?

http://www.sti-co.com/svan.asp |jester|

I kind of like this quote:

"Its NOT paranoia when they are really after you!" :D

And that is true indeed |couch|

I, for one, think it's a WONDERFUL site..but they must do something about the beanie style..It woefully out of date, dontcha think????


|waves|