Good Friday You PornMongers!
 

For me, nothing beats waking up. opening your eyes & seeing your cat's asshole staring back at you :D

I'll be on here for most of the day, but this is the last weekend before the big party (hell, the MaryLou's will be in town on Wednesday - LOL) so I have a lot of shit to still get ready (like putting my stero system back together for the 2nd time this year |banghead|)

Oh - I went on a bit of a movie watching fest this week - saw 50 First Dates which was pretty funny. Saw Bad Santa which was hilarious in parts, but just plain wrong in others. And last night we watched Secret Window which was really good - I'm usually not a big fan of Stephen King adapted movies, but this one was good.

I need coffee......

Good Morning Folks |waves|

Another great day here in the neighborhood today :)

Good Morning!!! Sixth day in a row of rain to wake up to - and kicking myself for not being able to make it to the get together for the 4th :(

On a brighter note - I did find out the date my daughter is getting married this fall so will be looking into the B Bills schedule this morning :)

Good Morning
My bike took a shit last night about 10 mins from home. Thankfully, it switched to "limp" mode and got me home. I had no idea until I got home what "limp" mode was. It's when the onboard computer sense's a problem and forces the bike to run really rich just to get you home. Anyway, I'll be here most of the day but later have to go pick up my Grand-Daughter :)

Apart from a strong impulse to meet Urs Meier in a dark alley.... I'm having a great day. :D

Good morning all :) Coffee is on and yes soon it's off to Buffalo :)

T.G.I.F. peoples :)

7:30 this morning i am woke up by the sounds of dump trucks and trailer ramps SLAMING to the ground and bobcats running every where (plus one of them would not start so we had to listen to this thing turn over and over and over) So i said fuck it tme to get up. They park the trucks so that they are blocking my driveway and the job they are doing is four houses away.|angry| |raygun|

Not to mention it's the killers house. :)

So i need some coffee.

Did i hear the KING is coming to town!! :)

Good Morning :)

My Vette has a limp mode. It decided to do this pulling out of the 7/11 the other day. I reset the main computer and it has been fine since. It went into limp mode when I hit an oil slick pulling out and I get a message that the traction system had malfunctioned.

I crazy Russian friend is in town and is suppose to stop by later to bring chaos to my life so I'm planing on having a non productive day. |potleaf|

Whats a killer ?
Yes you did so get ready :)

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! The Killer House!!!!!!!!

Whats a killer ?

A few years back one of my sweet neighbors killed his girl friend and then cut her up and put her in boxes. Then stacked them nicely in the corner of the basement and then tryed to paint the floor to cover it up:(

Plus i get mail of his sent to my house all the time. Just last week i received some so i called the place that sent it and told them he be in jail and his house # is not even close to mine so stop sending it to me. They told me i had to go through all this bull shit so i let it go, so now i write bad shit on it and give back to the mail man.:)

GG loves to go the house for tricks & treats with the kids.:)

Yell - you forgot the best part - the clown tried to burry her in the FRONT yard |goodnight

Yes i did forget about that. LOL

I live in the country. If you want to dispose of a body you just feed it to the pigs.

One dead cocksucker, not two :D