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Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-01-16, 09:56 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,656
Posted By ngb1959
Good luck with your site. When are you...

Good luck with your site.

When are you opening submissions again?
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-16, 09:50 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,583
Posted By ngb1959
Sounds like you're going from the country to the...

Sounds like you're going from the country to the city.

Reverse Green Acres.
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-15, 09:53 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,656
Posted By ngb1959
Coochie Coochie. Thanks for the b-day...

Coochie Coochie.

Thanks for the b-day greetings! The big 46 today!

Average income in 1959 - $5,417 today - $43,417

Average porn webmaster income in 1959 - .37 today - .38
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-15, 09:12 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,823
Posted By ngb1959
Good for you! Sleep is good. I didn't sleep a...

Good for you! Sleep is good. I didn't sleep a wink. Oh well. I can sleep when I'm dead.

11 degrees here with a high of 12 today...we're havin' a heat wave....a tropical heat wave...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-14, 08:05 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,006
Posted By ngb1959
Woke up this morning to my horny hubby pulling my...

Woke up this morning to my horny hubby pulling my pants off so we could do the nasty! Not a bad way to wake up!

Freezing cold here - a brisk 4 degrees with a high of 12 today!

Staying inside...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 05:28 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 42,388
Posted By ngb1959
Mishi: I sent you a Private Message. Look...

Mishi:

I sent you a Private Message. Look at it when you get a chance.

Thanks.

Nina
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 05:18 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 42,388
Posted By ngb1959
Mishi: My friend lives in Scottsdale. I...

Mishi:

My friend lives in Scottsdale. I went to visit her about 2 years ago. Nice place.
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 05:15 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 42,388
Posted By ngb1959
from reading the boards here's what i got: ...

from reading the boards here's what i got:

fat guy got bit. someone had to pee on him.

kate and jack are friendly again. jack is wearing key from briefcase around his neck.

no sawyer, just...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:46 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 42,388
Posted By ngb1959
I'm such a f'ing lunatic....I was doing something...

I'm such a f'ing lunatic....I was doing something stupid on the computer and only caught the last 10 minutes of the show. I'm going to go to

Updates (http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/)
...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:42 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,238
Posted By ngb1959
New Sperm Bank

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ngb1959/men/spermbank.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:37 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,062
Posted By ngb1959
Overdosing on Viagra and Rogaine

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ngb1959/men/cactus.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:34 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,323
Posted By ngb1959
Janet Jackson Gets Breast Augmentation

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ngb1959/boobs/janet.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:28 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,562
Posted By ngb1959
Damn, and I thought this was a bad vehicle! ...

Damn, and I thought this was a bad vehicle!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ngb1959/tp1.bmp
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:19 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,732
Posted By ngb1959
|jester| |jester| |jester|

|jester| |jester| |jester|
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-13, 02:13 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,906
Posted By ngb1959
LMAO AT THESE: 2. Crack open your...

LMAO AT THESE:


2. Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?


7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask that they call...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-12, 05:27 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 42,388
Posted By ngb1959
What ever happened when Locke went into the woods...

What ever happened when Locke went into the woods and came back stunned looking?

I heard they already signed up for more episodes.

How ironic that the tide is rising when we're having these...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-11, 09:16 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,906
Posted By ngb1959
Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/partner is shopping

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-10, 09:46 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,843
Posted By ngb1959
Nice to wake up and see sales on my stats page. ...

Nice to wake up and see sales on my stats page.

Even nicer to be able to work in sweats and not drive anywhere in this icy b.s. weather 28 deg F and looking at more freezing rain today. ...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-01-09, 07:39 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,799
Posted By ngb1959
Converted it, but it's not animated. Still...

Converted it, but it's not animated. Still working on it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ngb1959/animals/evilpenguin.jpg
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-01-09, 06:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,799
Posted By ngb1959
image ready says cannot open unknown file...

image ready says cannot open unknown file format....oh well.
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-09, 05:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,377
Posted By ngb1959
I think I have African Trypanosomiasis (African...

I think I have African Trypanosomiasis (African Sleeping Sickness)
although, I'm not African. I just can't get enough sleep. It's 4 pm here and I just woke up about an hour ago.

I don't think...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-01-09, 05:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,799
Posted By ngb1959
How do I change this to a gif or jpg?

Evil Penguin (http://www.office-humour.co.uk/item.cfm?itm=129)

I am such a |newbie| that I am clueless as to how to make this a gif or a jpg so I can use it.

I found this one that is already...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-09, 04:56 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,216
Posted By ngb1959
I was drunk when I saw the original exorcist and...

I was drunk when I saw the original exorcist and didn't EVEN think it was scary, however, I did begin to wear my cross around my neck after that.


Bunnies are cool. Possessed bunnies are even...
Forum: Search Engines 2005-01-07, 10:26 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,795
Posted By ngb1959
It's me...... I'm looking for pictures of...

It's me......

I'm looking for pictures of naked men....

Found some......


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/ngb1959/men/1stri.jpg
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-01-07, 10:13 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,414
Posted By ngb1959
I hope your foot starts getting better soon.... ...

I hope your foot starts getting better soon....

I remember a book by Steve Martin called "Cruel Shoes".....

Maybe he was talking about yours!
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