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Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-10, 01:45 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 7,223
Posted By Simon
I thought all the crazies knew they were supposed...

I thought all the crazies knew they were supposed to move down to the Keys by the start of the millennium. I guess the scumfucks who attacked you didn't get the memo. Sorry to hear you and your wife...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-10, 01:15 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,139
Posted By Simon
Just a quick note to say we have power and phone...

Just a quick note to say we have power and phone back here after about a day and a half with nothing. Wasn't even the storm directly, it was some idiots who owned sailboats that broke from their...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-09, 08:42 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,139
Posted By Simon
The storm hit last night here. We've been...

The storm hit last night here.
We've been without power/phone since 10pm last night.
Winds are still blowing hard this morning, and we haven't started on the back side of the storm yet.
Oh wel......
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-07-08, 02:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,361
Posted By Simon
Well...you could tell your server to process all...

Well...you could tell your server to process all html pages just like shtml pages... that would work but then your server would be checking all your html pages for directives before serving the...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-08, 11:50 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,161
Posted By Simon
Good morning all :) It's not quite storm...

Good morning all :)

It's not quite storm time here yet, but it's definitely coming. We're a little north east of Key West on a smaller island.
|hurricane
Been policing the yard, putting away...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-07, 11:59 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,761
Posted By Simon
Bastards... I woke up today thinking it was going...

Bastards... I woke up today thinking it was going to be a really good day and CNN ruined that idea. Okay, sure, I'll still have a good day, but the low-life terrorist coward bastrads ruined it for a...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-05, 11:18 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,674
Posted By Simon
Yes, it does feel like it's Monday today. The...

Yes, it does feel like it's Monday today.
The problem will be when Thursday comes,
and I think I still have another day left,
but I won't 'cause it's already Friday.
Or is that backwards?
Oh...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2005-07-04, 09:58 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,581
Posted By Simon
Oh man. I can see everyone scrambling to find pix...

Oh man. I can see everyone scrambling to find pix of gay midgets getting properly douched now.

Congrats to both of you... and I agree Jim, it should make for some interesting threads! :)

Simon
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-07-03, 07:26 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,914
Posted By Simon
Thanks Alex, I'm glad to know we're not alone in...

Thanks Alex, I'm glad to know we're not alone in thinking CCBill has all the link pop they need! ::grin::

Actually we've been advising our affiliates in our welcome letter, and on our site, that...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-07-03, 01:54 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,914
Posted By Simon
Cool Reminder > your affiliate codes can make you $$

Yeah... the title of the post is kinda stating the obvious.

Or is it..?

If you're sure all the links you use, for all of the affiliate programs you're signed with, are correct, then you can...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-03, 01:46 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,392
Posted By Simon
I was downstairs and outside for a few minutes,...

I was downstairs and outside for a few minutes, and came back up to "Comfortably Numb" just starting.

I ain't admittin' to no Kleenex usage... but I wiped my eyes with my fingers a time or two......
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-07-03, 12:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,392
Posted By Simon
Mornin' all :) Kona coffee and cheese danish...

Mornin' all :)

Kona coffee and cheese danish on the upstairs porch this morn.

Another day of way too many people down here, and I'm not sure why anyone would want to drive/fly hundreds or...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-30, 02:35 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,966
Posted By Simon
No, no, no... this is Florida, land of the...

No, no, no... this is Florida, land of the "always turn 'em over and smack 'em on the floor, then shake 'em out" before putting on any footwear. :)

Kind of like Jim's new "post no photos in...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-30, 02:09 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,966
Posted By Simon
Welcome to the Sunshine /Iguanas /Frogs /Crabs...

Welcome to the Sunshine /Iguanas /Frogs /Crabs /BigSpiders /Scorpions /Snakes /TonsOfMosquitos State!

Not sure about how many scorpions you'll find in Melbourne but the chickens in Key West sort...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-30, 01:18 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,135
Posted By Simon
Talking Humor inspired by new board smiley

Seeing that smiley inspired a memory of this old joke:

"I used to think I was into bestiality and necrophilia...
...but then I found out I was just beating a dead horse."
|deadhorse
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-30, 12:37 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,184
Posted By Simon
Probably just early in the day for you two. :) ...

Probably just early in the day for you two. :)

I'm sure the idea would have come to you to search for it,
but since you said you were on a deadline I thought I'd stick
my (looked up) 2 cents...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-30, 12:20 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,184
Posted By Simon
A Hammer Part one- Hammer HEAD shark Part...

A Hammer

Part one- Hammer HEAD shark
Part two- Hammer TOE
Part three- MC Hammer


(I cheated... answer courtesy of my Google search).
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-06-30, 10:09 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,805
Posted By Simon
Ponyman -- now that you've done that, one other...

Ponyman -- now that you've done that, one other thing you can do now is go to
CCBill > Affiliates > Setup > System Setup.
On that page you can change your redirect URL so that anyone who does...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-06-29, 04:50 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,805
Posted By Simon
man, is this one furry tongued thread or what..?

That's true, Chop, the very talented Swedguy helped us with our dream of sticking the webmaster's ID in the middle of the link, which is proving good for search engine listings (good for the...
Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2005-06-26, 02:09 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,185
Posted By Simon
Arrow [Cash Fetish] Our 2257 Position Plus New HFS Released

Latest News for Cash Fetish Affiliates

About Recent 2257 Changes

According to the latest regulations we're both primary and secondary producers. We feel strongly about the personal privacy...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-06-26, 12:06 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,222
Posted By Simon
Question seems like a hell of a spread, but...

For us it's hard to figure out right now, since we added our hfs's right in the midst of the 2257 craze and summer beginning. I can say that up until last month conversions were at 1:494 or better...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-26, 10:17 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,489
Posted By Simon
Talking I know how you feel Ramster... ...I had to get...

I know how you feel Ramster...
...I had to get a second cup after reading this one.

Spooky, I'm thinking no, not an ex-komitet guy
-- their humor seemed very different. Besides,
they're all...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-24, 09:38 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,166
Posted By Simon
Good morning all and everyone! Swedguy - how...

Good morning all and everyone!

Swedguy - how long is midsummer holiday supposed to last there? I had a partner go home for the "6-week" celebration one year and he stayed for 3 months.

Cleo - I...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-23, 08:28 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,493
Posted By Simon
I took the doors off the hinges, just in case,...

I took the doors off the hinges, just in case, 'cause I didn't want them damaged when they kicked the doors in just after midnight.

Now I'm sitting here drinking coffee with no doors and no...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-06-21, 11:40 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,219
Posted By Simon
Good morning everyone... Toby - I've been...

Good morning everyone...

Toby - I've been doing Kona all morning and it's still not working.
Cleo - Same H20 here today...I think the dreary skies are working against the Kona.
Jim - I'm...
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